3/16 Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but he turns out to be an atheist. (R)
3/10 Mr T searches out the world's daftest people in articles, CCTV footage and home videos. (R)
6/8 Annie accidentally kills a cantankerous neighbour and Tom falls for geek werewolf Allison. (R)
2/4 Warwick Davis, Duncan Bannatyne, Simon Reeve and Andy Akinwolere compete in the baking.
2/6 Sarah learns a trick or two from magician Pete Firman and speaks to Noel Edmonds.
3/7 Jamie is forced to leave Emily with his last resort babysitters, Mike and Beth.
BBC Two except Northern Ireland
17/23 Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire wake up in a hospital with their memories erased. (R)
18/23 Peter creates and stars in his own children's TV show. (R)
8/20 Local builders the James Brothers get their priorities mixed up. (R)
Comedy. A group of green-fingered prisoners enter a national gardening competition.
BBC One except Northern Ireland, Northern Ireland HD, Scotland, Scotland HD, Wales
4/16 Francine's adoptive parents come to stay, to Stan's fury. (R)
BBC Two Northern Ireland
BBC One Wales
5/16 Hayley decides to move to France, so Stan uses CIA hypnosis to keep her in the country. (R)
BBC One Northern Ireland, Northern Ireland HD, Scotland, Scotland HD only
3/7 Jamie is forced to leave Emily with his last resort babysitters, Mike and Beth. (R)
Wednesday 23 January 2013