5/6 Liam lies to Caroline after he injures himself while snooping in a neighbour's house. (R)
BBC One Scotland
2/2 Josh Widdicombe introduces Mark Watson, Shappi Khorsandi, Marcus Brigstocke and others. (R)
4/6 Dale Maily gets to the bottom of drugs, while James and Barnaby meet David Willets. (R)
5/6 Alfie steps in as coach when Abbey Grove takes on the local public school at football. (R)
5/8 Mr T searches out the world's daftest people in articles, CCTV footage and home videos. (R)
6/8 Mr T searches out the world's daftest people in articles, CCTV footage and home videos. (R)
10/16 Rodney goes on the run when a good deed backfires, and the Trotters have bird trouble. (R)
The legend of King Arthur springs to life when a man pulls Excalibur out of the pavement.
BBC Two Scotland
4/6 Mr Khan is determined to be the impresario behind the new call to prayer at the mosque.
BBC One except Northern Ireland, Wales
11/18 When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defence but ends up beating him up. (R)
4/6 Gavin is uncomfortable with Gwen and Bryn knowing about his and Stacey's sex life. (R)
BBC One Northern Ireland, Wales only
12/18 Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter causes Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. (R)
BBC One Wales
12/23 When a party for Stan's boss is a disaster, the family are relocated to Saudi Arabia. (R)
13/23 Stan is fully enjoying life in Saudi Arabia, while the rest of the family struggles. (R)
Comedy. Tommaso hides a secret which threatens to throw his father's plans into disarray.
Tuesday 18 September 2012