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| Madonna's Jean Paul Gaultier designed, Blonde Ambition look, circa
1990, (complete with lethal conical bra designed to damage a retina
at 10 paces) is perhaps one of the trickiest Madge looks to pull off.
Unless of course you count those limb challenging, spread-eagled poses
in her controversial book, Sex (and you probably don't want to emulate
that look this Christmas unless it's one of those strange suburban
'swingers' parties...)
The fishnets and boots you'll probably already have. [Yes, I
do - Ed]. If you do move in celebrity circles, Erasure singer
Andy Bell may well have a gold lame basque knocking about in his
wardrobe, failing that, Marilyn may be able to help. Otherwise,
Top Shop and Hennes stores stock cheap alternatives while Ann Summers
stock the more expensive, raunchier alternatives) and you'll probably
need that can of gold spray paint. Can’t afford a Gaultier
conical bra? How about calling on that Blue Peter experience? Spray
paint two large, free range egg cardboard box holders and attach
to some elastic bands. Ex-Blue Peter presenter Caron Keating fashioned
exactly such a look for episode 4, 567 of the show. (An idea that
had to be nixed in rehearsals when the segment aroused an adverse
reaction in co-presenter John Leslie.)
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| Hailing a cab should prove a cinch in your blonde wig, basque and
fishnets so at least you'll get a ride home. (No jokes here please) |
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| Could you face the other way dear, your bra is interfering with
Terry Wogan on Radio 2. |
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