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Rapper turned Reverend Mc Hammer (Haemorrhoid to his business associates because he was a right pain in the bum) bestrode the early '90s in his impossibly puffy parachute trousers as rap's biggest superstar. His 'Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em' album became the biggest selling rap album of all time. In this pic Hammer has complimented the trousers with a satin panto dame frock, ideal for the party season. We think you'll be risking a really rather severe kicking if you emulate this ill-advised stage gear so best to stick with Hammer's patented baco foil baggies which you can fashion from the foil turkey wrapping once the family have finished cooking the bird this Crimbo for a cheap and cheerful effect. Add singlet vest and countless items of fake jewellery to suit tastes.

If money is no object we suggest some £4.99, Mr. Byrite '80s baggy cast-offs (a few shops still operate on Oxford St) combine these with a portable, battery operated hoover nozzle permanently switched to ‘on’ for the extra voluminous baggy effect. But be warned, this choice risks severe personal injury. Try explaining in casualty that you were just after the Hammer inflated trouser effect when doctors are trying to remove the nozzle from your intimate parts. It won't wash. Trust us.

The super baggies will be ideal for storing industrial quantities of nuts and crisps at parties this Crimbo and if you are strapped for cash for pressies, they're great for shoplifting, (so we're told).
Oh, what nice trousers dear but is it windy out?

 


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