In a bid to secure her new-found hold on America, Celine deployed the likes of Barbara Streisand and the Bee Gees for her album 'Let's Talk About Love'. The Brothers Gibb also wrote and guested on 'Immortality' - which on paper, sounds as plausible a pop pairing as Barry White and Kate Bush.

That didn't matter though, because what we really wanted to see was how Celine's expensive dental work (prompted by her being dubbed "Canine Dion" by journalists) compared to the flashiest gnashers in pop. Think Average White meets the Gap Band.