Like Noel Gallagher, who has been telling Exclaim magazine that there's really only one rule you need to follow for total success, and it has nothing to do with the kind of music you play, the kind of guitar you have, or the kind of clothes you wear.

No, Noel's advice is very simple, he said: "Don't f****** join your brother's band. And this is my advice to people: if you're ever gonna join a band, don't have any family members in it. It's wrong."

"The Everly Brothers and the Kinks will tell you the same f****** thing. It always ends in tears. Always."

You can just see it now, can't you, Liam running to his mum, yelling "MAM! MAM! Noel won't tell me what a wonderwall is! WAAAH!"