You know how you always hear about these bags of free things that celebrities get given at awards ceremonies and stuff? Just for the dubious promotional boost a company can generate by claiming that they KNOW for SURE that Darius uses their brand of sandwich pickle, or something? Well, the people who make sandwich pickle are not the only people who give away free stuff.

Tim was asked what his favourite goody bag items have been to date, and his answer speaks volumes about how bored a star can get with endless jars of chutney. He said: "The best were a spanking paddle, blindfold and nipple plumping cream."

That's right, PLUMPING. Like you do to your pillows to make them more comfortable. Bah! Being a celebrity must be AMAZING...