First on the list, we've got Lily Allen in a not gobbing on shoes/slam backtrack situation with Pete Doherty. As you may remember, Lily recently said: "I do think he has to be exterminated. It is a bit dull, isn't it? I've always been surrounded by smackheads anyway. It's like, 'Get over it.'" However, at the Get Loaded In The Park festival, Lily's said to have stood side-stage passing refreshments to the Doherty while he sang a verse from 'Smile'. Well that's literally NO FUN.

Last week, Justin Hawkins reportedly backtracked on his previous proclamation that Master Doherty was a "waste of skin" to form a band with him and Tom Chaplin from Keane. However, the revelation of today is that Pete actually HATES Tom. Shocker!

The Star's "Pete man" says:"They haven't become friendly at all. That's total b******..."

Hmm... That's a bit too subtle. So are they friends, then, or what?

"They've got nothing in common and he'd rather never sing again, than sing with Tom."

Why can't you kids just get on? Oh hang on, that would be boring. FIGGGHHHHTTTT!