And what's more, there's not an inch of flab or a rogue chest hair in sight. Singer, Tom, was frankly un-British in his immodest review of his own natural talent:

"I wasn't at all embarrassed about being naked. We're used to stripping off in front of each other. And we all know who has the biggest package – me."

Before we even begin to imagine what kind of naked capers the 'Flys get up to together in their leisure time, we'll move on to the hairy incident where Tom's guitar nearly did the bidding of every red-blooded female McFly fan in Britain:

"But there was one sticky moment where I didn't realise how low my guitar was and I almost flashed everything on the camera. But I'm sure our fans will love it..."

Frankly, there's not much more that we can add to that...