Thanks For The Mammaries
Now, what's a good way to divert attention from the fact that you may or may not have had a nose job recently, if you want to get the press talking about something else? Simple: direct all of their attention to another part of your body, just as Ashlee Simpson did.
In an interview with Marie Claire magazine, Ashlee talked about her chest and how she's fine with the size of her breasts: "I love my boobs. My sister Jessica always grew up with a larger chest. Men love it and stare at it, but she needs to wear two sports bras to even play volleyball."
And while a great number of red-blooded males have passed out in a grinning stupor at that mental image, the rest of us stay with Ashlee as she continued: "My point is that whether you have big boobs or small boobs, there are always pros and cons. If you have bigger you want smaller, and if you have smaller you want bigger."
And...how does that observation relate to noses, eh Ash?
Check the BBC Teens guide to boobs
Article by: Steve P
14/06/2006
 
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