Rumours abound that Lee is making an entire record of gospel songs, and that he's dating Abi Titmus. Which means, what, that he's thanking God for his busty girlfriend?

And, oddest of all, he might finally be about to get that American success he's been after for so long. Lee recently signed a new management deal with Benny Medina, who was the man who brought Mariah and J-Lo to fame. And the plan is that Benny is gonna break Lee in a Stateside direction.

An excitable Lee told the Mirror: "Later this year I'm going to the States and Benny is going to be managing me. It's great and I can't wait."

Can't help but notice that knack for poetry hasn't abandoned you there, Mr R...