She told the Sun she has good reason not to be impressed by her rivals' chart-topping song: "Elton John and 2Pac are really big. But I think it's crap. Of course I don't like it, it's my competition. I like Elton but 2Pac - he should stop releasing records, let the man rest in peace for God's sake!"

And Charlotte has a pretty strange way of showing how much she 'likes' Sir Elton too. She went on: "Elton John has had enough No.1s in his time and I reckon he should let somebody else have a go."

Sadly it doesn't look like Chaz is going to get her own way, as 'Crazy Chick' has sold less than half of the amount that Sir Elt and Toops have so far this week. Not that this is because of any failure on Charlotte's part, you understand. She said: "I got all my family and friends to go out and buy it on the first day so that might have something to do with it."

If this is true, can you IMAGINE the size of the diva strop come Sunday?