| China
Diary 3: 11/2/03 |
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So why has the unfit, mother-of-two (yes there is a comma) signed
up to a challenging trek for the Meningitis Research Foundation
along the Great Wall of China? |
Disaster
struck about 10 days ago when I was on the treadmill, casually running
at five miles an hour and congratulating myself on timing my workout
to combine my cooldown with the increasingly fantastic Footballers
Wives. (Is this really like the
real thing?)
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| Training
before the treadmill trauma |
With
one twang of the left calf muscle, I was left hopping furiously
while trying to figure out - without my glasses - which of the buttons
was the off switch. And so it was that I was injured in my third
week of training for my trek along the Great Wall of China for Meningitis
Research Foundation.
As
I limped around the office managing the short journey from
the chocolate machine to my desk admirably I pondered my
poorly leg and how many other past-times I had walked away from
or limped away from after being injured. The list
makes interesting reading:
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Sport
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Year
|
Injuries
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Additional
notes
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| Indoor
PE |
1977 |
Broke
foot |
Tried
to jump from set of wallbars. In plaster for six weeks. |
| Needlework* |
1978 |
Hole
in finger from sewing needle |
Trying
to fix broken electric machine without turning off power. |
| Shot
putt |
1980 |
Bruised
thigh (not mine) |
Threw
shot putt much further than student teacher anticipated ie it
hit her. |
| Trampolining |
1980 |
Crushed
all top teeth into knee |
Trying
to perform somersault after Hilda Gibbons. Took two years of
braces and years of dental treatment to rectify |
| Long
Jump |
1982 |
Sprained
ankle |
Was
district level but had to stop after falling over. Off school
for two weeks. |
| Netball |
1983
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Broke
finger |
Over
zealous goalkeeping action. Finger still crooked (but then they
all are) |
| Volleyball |
1985 |
Broke
finger |
Never
got the hang of that funny way they push the ball with their
fingertips |
| Fencing |
1986 |
None
but thought I had been stabbed |
Mind
your eyes |
| Rugby |
1990 |
Sprained
back muscle |
Had
to retire from second row position at St Albans Rugby Club |
| Horseriding |
1990 |
Sore
bottom |
Thrown
from horse as it bolted, into path of oncoming riders |
| Skiing |
1990 |
Numerous |
On
return was diagnosed at Casualty as having torn my lower back
muscles Fell over from day one. Had an avalanche at resort and
rounded off holiday by falling off ski lift |
| Walking |
1992 |
Bitten
by sheep |
Was working for RSPCA at time and attacked by LARGE sheep. They
look so cuddly, but beware |
| Getting
into car |
1993 |
Broke
front tooth |
The ground just moved beneath me; fell onto open car door ouch. |
| Walking |
1994 |
Bitten
by horse |
Foal
just walked up to me and bit my arm |
| Pregnancy* |
1996/1998 |
Torn
hamstring; dislocated pelvis; sacrum ileat problems |
Spent
most of my pregnancies confined to the sofa or at the physiotherapists
and two years of physio afterwards. |
* not essentially known as a sport, but I use the
term generically
After
10 days rest and recuperation involving lots of confectionery and
one night of terrible overindulgence of the alcoholic beverage type,
I am pleased to report that I am back on the training schedule
although taking it more tentatively now.
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Tuesday 11 February: Overview |
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Cigarettes: Cigarettes: None
(sticking to this one rigidly)
Alcohol: Broke my absence since
1 January to overindulge to celebrate Chinese New Year. And
Paul Ross, I apologise.
Calorie intake: Have lost half
a stone in a month. Wandered off healthy diet but vowing to
return again now.
Exercise: One session at the
gym.
Stress level: Varies from sheer
excitement to panic (Found out I have to change planes in
Amsterdam and hence double the likelihood of aeronautical
problems)
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My
preparations were further hindered by the good old British weather
and that Thursday night which most people in Hertfordshire will
remember for a lifetime. I was stuck in my old Corsa on the A414
near Hertford with just my colleagues on Three
Counties Radio for company and no mobile telephone signal
for a total of seven hours.
Many
had worse travel stories as born out on our messageboard
and snow
photo gallery.
The increased workload that ensued frantic uploadings of
schools closed and travel details has also set me back in
my fund-raising efforts. Ive got to raise £2,500 and
so far I have £60 on my specific sponsorship page at www/justgiving.com/china
and a promise of £15 in the post. Sounds pretty feeble but
Ive now sent out about 60 letters some cornering my
extended family and friends into helping and others to firms
and companies who might be interested in spreading a bit of generosity
around the Home Counties.
Any
would-be sponsors out there imagine how great it would be
to have your companys logo, T-shirt, and even flag emblazoned
on my back as I journey along the Great Wall of China for eight
days in May!! Email me now if youre up for it: kathryn.hearn@bbc.co.uk
Go on, all rush at once.
As
I will be walking about 20km (12miles) a day in China I used a pedometer
to try and gauge my basic fitness it told me I had walked
6.5 miles in one day which I was fairly impressed with, being mainly
desk-bound at work. But on a similar day, when the pedometer was
left at home on the kitchen side, it told me it had travelled 4.3
miles. Doesnt sound too accurate!!
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| My
cat Sammy models my Three Counties Radio T-shirt |
One
of the highlights of my week was a call from Sarah at Meningitis
Research Foundation to check my T-shirt size. "You
dont look like a large," she kindly said. She also told
me that I sounded fit enough to cope well with the trek. But appearances
can be deceptive and the XL T-shirt thats since arrived
is just about perfect.
Ive
had to cancel going to the travel clinic to have my injections twice
now once through the weather and once through the after effects
of alcohol. My final pack with all the information has arrived and
I must admit to getting more and more excited about the whole adventure.
My
priority now though is to keep the training ticking over steadily
(forget the Sally Gunnell aims I had last month) while swamping
St Albans with sponsor forms. So watch this space
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