Know and behold the matchless, the maverick, the mighty - We Are Klang.
Comprised of Greg Davies, Steve Hall and Marek Larwood, together they are an unholy trinity of truly contagious comedy chaos.
Q. WHY DO DOGS HAVE BLACK LIPS?
Marek: I don't really know, but Steve once told me his wang was made of liquorice.
Q. WHAT MEAL SHOULD I COOK FOR A SECOND DATE?
Marek: Women like horses, and men like breasts. So I would serve up foal and tits.
Greg: Oh, right Marek. Where are you going to get a pair of tits and a small horse from?
Steve: I know a man.
Greg: Men don't have tits, Steve.
Marek: What are these then?
Greg: They're your balls Marek. Take those cherries off them and put them back in your trousers before I give you a mastectomy.
Q. HOW BIG IS FRANCE?
Steve: France is a unique country as it swells up to three times its actual size every year solely through the egos of its inhabitants.
Marek: I think I might be getting a France in my trousers.
Greg: That's not a France Marek. Here look at this photo of an old lady vomiting over her knitting.
Marek: Uhhhhh. Double France.
Q.WHAT DOES VENEER MEAN?
Steve: Isn't a veneer something you put over something to make it look nice?
Marek: Once I done a bad thing on the carpet so I put a veneer on it.
Greg: You did a shit on the floor and tried to cover it up with a blanket.
Marek: Yes a veneer.
Steve: There's a shit underneath that blanket on our living room floor!
Greg: It does look quite nice actually.
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