
Welcome to Doctor Omprakash's Medical Health Centre. From advice for a dicky tummy, to hastily arranged cut-price plastic surgery, the Doctor has everything for your medical needs.
Have you got a face like a Russian plutocrat but without the bank balance? Luckily Dr O' has the solution with his pain free and reasonably priced face-lift.
This week's special guest patient is Ruth from Berkshire - or rather her son is. Following a nasty crack to the head with a cricket ball, the ill lil' fella is out cold. What should we do, Doc?
Can't face the office today? Let Dr Omprakash sort you out with a completely legitimate sick note.
Dr Omprakash has many satisfied clients, some of whom have recorded messages of thanks. The poor things are so emotional the good Doctor had to step in and re-redit some of the parts when they were overwhelmed with gratitude.