Virgo
A neatness freak by nature, your great claim to fame is smelling a filthy kitchen six streets away.
Good with figures, you like making lists - 'specially for everyone else. If there's a spot on your favourite dress you'll probably dry-clean donate it to charity.
Mates can rely on you to straighten their rooms and throw away precious junk when you visit. Dirty dishes are the enemy and you're not embarrassed to have Kim and Aggie on speed-dial.
Most likely to dump someone because … his socks didn't match. There's no excuse.
Most likely to be dumped by someone because … you threw out his CD collection. It was gathering DUST!
Your dream date is ... a snuggle on the couch watching How Clean Is Your House?
Your pet hate is … being told to tidy your room. As if.
Most likely to meet your end by … slipping on your perfectly polished floor in your perfectly polished kitten heels. Silly gal.
Your friends laugh at you because … you've got your DVDs in order and an account card at the dry cleaners.
Your kindred spirit is … Monica from Friends - she cooks, she cleans and she still has perfect hair. What a girl.
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