Pisces
A dreamy sort, your head is full of fantasies and cottonwool. This means you'll wear mismatched socks and tie your shoelaces together often.
Imaginative and telepathic, you hate loud noise and jump every time your phone rings. Shame you don't know how to use your mobile either.
People accuse you of being lazy, but you just smile sweetly and go back to sleep.
Most likely to dump someone because … he turned on MTV while you were napping, causing permanent damage to your heart and eardrums. Fool.
Most likely to be dumped by someone because … you forgot he was your boyf - wasn't it all just a lovely dream?
Your dream date is ... a slow boat ride in Venice, gazing into each other's eyes while having your feet tickled.
Your pet hate is … being thrown a surprise party. Too many faces, so much noise! Make it go away!
Most likely to meet your end by … falling into a man hole while gazing at the sky, thinking about deep and meaningful things like glitter and puppies and stuff.
Your friends laugh at you because … you had to get glasses coz you went cross-eyed trying to see their auras.
Your kindred spirit is … Joss Stone. She maybe be a worldwide superstar but she's still a Cornish hippy at heart.
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