Gemini
Face facts, chatterbox, for you silence ain't golden - it's SO last season.
Always witty, your idea of fun is talking the hind leg off a donkey. You're clever in conversation, but mates can't keep up with your topic-hopping.
Your ability to multi-task is legendary, but finishing one job properly - like your make-up - might make more sense than half-finishing a dozen.
Most likely to dump someone because … every sentence he uttered began with 'foot' and ended with 'ball'. Yaaawn.
Most likely to be dumped by someone because … you never let him get a word in edgeways - let alone a snog.
Your dream date is ... being a contestant on The Weakest Link.
Your pet hate is … running out of phone credit or your Instant Messenger crashing from overuse.
Most likely to meet your end by … being struck by a freak lightning bolt while chatting on your mobile.
Your friends laugh at you because … you cannot sit still (and therefore must have ants in your pants).
Your kindred spirit is … Sara Cox. She could get her mouth taped up and still manage to carry on chatting - while juggling being a mum, presenting her radio show and going out with her mates of course.
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