Cancer
Admit it, you're a homebody at heart. While the world's partying up a storm, you're baking muffins.
Friends and family mean everything to you, but woe betide the fool who forgets your birthday - they'd really get to see you put your waterproof mascara to the test.
You enjoy showering loved ones with gifts, as long as you're not mooching around in one of your moods.
Most likely to dump someone because … he wouldn't double-date with your sister and twin cousins.
Most likely to be dumped by someone because … he acted weird when you asked him to a family dinner for your first date.
Your dream date is ... cheesy violins playing soppy tunes in a tiny Italian restaurant (owned by your great-uncle).
Your pet hate is … people who think families in soap operas are dysfunctional.
Most likely to meet your end … through dehydration, after weeping buckets over a sad movie with your sister. Brokeback Mountain is like soooo sad.
Your friends laugh at you because … you spend a fortune every month on waterproof mascara.
Your kindred spirit is … Jamie Oliver. A food AND family man!
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