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Aries

So, hot-head, had your daily temper tantrum yet?

Ms Independent, you want to be boss and would rather be eaten by cockroaches than let a man open a door for you.

You love your mates - but only ones who like being razored by your sharp tongue.

You'd never fail a lie detector test coz you're too honest, but telling your nan she's got bat ears is a bit much.

Most likely to dump someone because … he gave you his mum's Irish stew recipe and asked you to make it.

Most likely to be dumped by someone because … you beat him at soccer then asked for twenty quid to throw a victory party.

Your dream date is ... splitting the bill down the middle.

Your pet hate is … Being told to bite your tongue. Does anybody care how sore that is?

Most likely to meet your end by … challenging Vinnie Jones to fight because he looked at you funny.

Your friends laugh at you because … you get so cross that steam comes out your ears.

Your kindred spirit is … Charlotte Church - she never misses an opportunity to tell it like it is.

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