
Aries
So, hot-head, had your daily temper tantrum yet?
Ms Independent, you want to be boss and would rather be eaten by cockroaches than let a man open a door for you.
You love your mates - but only ones who like being razored by your sharp tongue.
You'd never fail a lie detector test coz you're too honest, but telling your nan she's got bat ears is a bit much.
Most likely to dump someone because … he gave you his mum's Irish stew recipe and asked you to make it.
Most likely to be dumped by someone because … you beat him at soccer then asked for twenty quid to throw a victory party.
Your dream date is ... splitting the bill down the middle.
Your pet hate is … Being told to bite your tongue. Does anybody care how sore that is?
Most likely to meet your end by … challenging Vinnie Jones to fight because he looked at you funny.
Your friends laugh at you because … you get so cross that steam comes out your ears.
Your kindred spirit is … Charlotte Church - she never misses an opportunity to tell it like it is.
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