Even George had to laugh

They say that laughter is the best medicine! Here are some of your favourite jokes that you've sent us down the months... Tell us a Joke!

Gavin
So Mick got a car phone and on his way home he calls up his wife and says, "I'm calling you from the freeway on my new car phone." She answers, "Be careful! On the radio they say that some nut is driving the wrong way on the M5." And Mick says, "One nut? There are hundreds of them!"

A BEE
englishman,irishman,and a scotsman walked into the bar and the bar man said,"OK WHATS THE JOKE".

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a horse walked in to a bar the tender asked 'y the long face' da dum

Hard Kev
A lorryload of Viagra was stolen yesterday. The police are looking for two hardened criminals.

Paul_of_The_Shire
A man goes to the Doctor and says "If I touch my head it hurts, if I touch my elbow it hurts and if I touch my knee it hurts" The Doctor says "You idiot, you've broke your finger".

crewe fan and proud of it
Doctor, i fell like a pig. i'll give u sum oinkment then!

wolvo
what's E.T. short for? 'cos he's got little legs.

wolvo
what's red and invisible? no tomatoes!!!

wez.sharples
what did the big phone say to the little one? You're too young to be Engaged

soo
A tortoise is walking down the road when he's set upon by a gang of snails. They leave him spining on his shell until a passing PC flips him over. "What happened to you sonny?" he asks. "I was mugged by a gang of snails" replies the tortoise. "Could you describe them for me?" asks the policeman. "Not really" he replies. "It all happened so fast..."

chris the stokie
whats black and white and eats like a horse? a zebra

rupert pethick-smythe the third
what do you call a man with a spade on his head. Doug what do you call a man without a spade on his head. Douglas.

DANNY
WHY ARE MEN LIKE CHOCOLATES? THE RICHER THE BETTER!!!!!!!!

Bill Carr
A man went see a famous solicitor and said to him ' look, I know that you are very expensive, so if I give you a thousand pounds will you answer me two questions ' Sure said the solicitor, whats the second question.

christie middleton
what do you call a bird that has been ran over by a lawnmowor Shredded tweet

Ben Hammond
Q.How many polititions does it take to change a light bulb. A.As many as you like, they only promise change.

Rich
a rabbit walks into a butchers and asks the man behind the counter for 12 carrots, the butcher replies "this is a butchers, the green grocers is next door" the rabbit leaves. the next day the same rabbit comes back into the butchers and askes for 12 carrots, the butcher replies "this is a butchers, the green grocers is next door". on the third day the rabbits back again asking for 12 carrots, the butcher says " if you come in hear again and ask for carrots i'll nail your ears to the counter". the next day the rabbit comes back in and askes the butcher "Got any Nails" the butcher replies "No". so the rabbit says "ill have 12 carrots then"

Chellie
2 snowmen in a field, one turns to the other and says, 'can you smell carrots?'