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| Stoke
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Hallowe'en
Jokes
Okay,
it's time to hold those side of yours, as we give you some of the funniest
Hallowe'en jokes around. And if you think you can do better than us - you're
probably right, so please, just e-mail us your jokes, and we'll put them
up right away!!! |
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Why
did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
He wanted to go "tick or tweeting"! |
What
did one ghost say to another?
Do you believe in people? |
Where
do ghosts go shopping?
Boooooooooo-tiques |
What
goes 'Ha Ha Ha', thud?
A zombie laughing its head off |
What
do you get if you cross a snowman with Dracula?
Frostbite |
What
did the girl tombstone say to her boyfriend?
Stop taking me for granite! |
What
does a witch want in a hotel?
Broom service! |
Why
don't mummies like to take a break?
They're afraid to unwind |
How
can you tell that a vampire has a cold?
Because of his coffin! |
Why
are mummies so vain?
They're always wrapped up with themselves |
What
do you get if you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A sour-puss |
Why
do ghosts make bad liars?
Cos you can see right through them! |
What
do ghosts wear on their face?
Spooktacles |
How
do witches tell the time?
With their witch watches |
What
do skeletons say before eating?
Bone Appetit! |
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