England v South Africa, third Test, day two, Lords, as it happened

England recover from 54-4 to close the second day of the final Test at Lord's on 208-5 - trailing South Africa by 101.

17 August 2012 Last updated at 20:01 GMT

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As it happened

  1. 1848: 
    Commentary

    That's it from TMS for the day - and that's it from us. Thanks for your company and your texts, tweets and emails throughout the day - especially for the "Uxbridge English (Cricket) Dictionary" definitions, which were great fun.

    It should be another scorcher tomorrow - as befits the traditionally sunny start of the Football League season - but whether you're out and about following your favourite team or not, keep your computer, mobile, tablet or stick of iRhubarb tuned to the BBC and we'll keep you up to date with what should be another gripping day of Test cricket. See you then.

  2.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Geoff BoycottContributor

    "England have to bat til after lunch tomorrow - but if they get level with them, they'll have a chance of winning the game. Broad and Swann are going to have to get a few as if South Africa can get a lead of 50, 60 or 70, they'll be favourites. Instead of two heavyweights, South Africa have been a heavyweight and we've been like a middleweight trying to stay on terms with them."

  3.  
    Twitter

    From Bootledylan: "This is brilliant Test cricket and it is a total nonsense that this series is three Tests and not five."

  4.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Geoff BoycottContributor

    "England were in trouble at 54-4 and with those big fast bowlers steaming in, it was very tough for Jonny Bairstow, but he played very well - he's a natural cricketer. He's got common sense, the backroom staff like Graham Gooch and Andy Flower will have told him the South Africans were going to get after him. Once he gets a few Tests under his belt, he will take on the bowling and take them apart like he does in county cricket. The kid can play, and he can play in a way that will be good for England. He's a wicketkeeper, but in a few years' time when Matt Prior retires he'll be there as he's not yet 23."

  5.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Alec StewartContributor

    "You'd rather be in South Africa's shoes than England's but Jonny Bairstow is going to be a very happy man going up those pavilion steps as he's getting a standing ovation from the whole of Lord's. Everyone on those balconies is stood applauding him, that will mean a lot to him."

  6. 1833: 
    CLOSE OF PLAY- Eng 208-5

    Last over, then - Steyn hits Prior on the pad, big appeal but SA decide not to burn off their last DRS review - and are vindicated when the ball-tracker shows it missing leg stump. When Steyn strays down the leg side, Prior helps it on its way for four, and the Sussex keeper shoulders arms to the last ball of what Simon Mann on TMS says has been an "absorbing" day's cricket.

  7. 1828: 
    Commentary- Eng 204-5

    Jacques Kallis replaces Morne Morkel for what will be the final over at the Nursery End, Prior pushes a single to move to 18 and Bairstow steers a two to go to 72.

  8.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Alec StewartContributor

    "Geoff Boycott and Michael Vaughan picked out Jonny Bairstow a couple of years ago, saying he was one to watch and you wondered if they were being one-eyed Yorkshiremen, but he's come in today and played very well, and he's still out there."

  9. 1824: 
    Commentary- Eng 201-5

    Prior runs a single down past backward point, Bairstow holds off Steyn and then there's a bizarre moment when Steyn hits his back leg with the ball as he enters his delivery stride, and the ball trickles underarm down the pitch. Bairstow leaves it alone, but steers the last legitimate ball for two. And although there are theoretically four overs left after this one, we may only get a couple in.

  10.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Jonathan AgnewContributor

    On Twitter: "Been a brilliant day's cricket... proper Test cricket with no quarter given. New ball due within the first hour tomorrow."

  11. 1818: 
    Commentary- Eng 198-5

    Morkel keeps it tight against Bairstow, he's not tempted into anything at this stage - maiden over.

  12.  
    selvecricketTwitter

    Former England seamer Mike Selvey, of the Guardian: "Matt Prior can't see the clock. Strap them on Jimmy."

  13. 1814: 
    Commentary- Eng 198-5

    Steyn has a man back on the hook for Bairstow, who drops the ball towards mid-wicket and jogs through for an easy single. Prior thick-edges a four between second slip and gully (who's more of a fourth or fifth slip). We're just over 15 minutes from the close.

  14. 1808: 
    Commentary- SA 193-5

    Prior plunders another boundary against Morkel, this time through square cover - and two deliveries later, Smith isn't happy with the ball again and shows it to umpire Dharmasena, who looks at it and throws it back to him. A two to leg takes his score to 12 - Bairstow has 67.

  15. 1804: 
    Commentary- Eng 187-5

    Dale Steyn replaces Philander at the Pavilion End and sends down a couple of outswingers before bowling a brutal inswinger which must have only missed Bairstow's off peg by a few centimetres as he plays and misses. Maiden over.

  16.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Alec StewartContributor

    "Bairstow's batted so well so far, he just needs to keep batting and not looking up at the clock. If these two are still together at the close, there's no reason why England can't get past South Africa's total tomorrow."

  17. 1759: 
    Commentary- Eng 187-5

    Morkel replaces Tahir at the Nursery End and Prior, positive as ever, lashes a four through the covers. And we've theoretically got nine more overs to bowl tonight, so I think it's safe to say we won't get them in and will be closing at 1830 BST.

  18.  
    SMS

    From Attique, Oxford via text on: 81111: "The only reason why I watch cricket is because of Geoffrey Boycott; Brilliant cricketer but even better commentator."

  19. 1755: 
    Commentary- Eng 183-5

    Bairstow pushes Philander for two, but the Yorkshire youngster sees off the rest of the over. He has 67 from 114 balls.

  20.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Jonathan AgnewContributor

    "It's going to be hot tomorrow, so bring hats if you're coming. Mind you, I told people to bring jumpers today, which may have been a mistake."

  21.  
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    From John, London via text on 81111: "If England can get to close at 220 without further loss we will finish the day on top. Seemed impossible three hours ago."

    (John may have sent this before Bell's exit)

  22. 1751: 
    Commentary- Eng 181-5

    Rather surprisingly, Tahir's still on, despite their being a new batsman at the crease. A Bairstow single brings Prior on strike against the leg-spinner, he defends his first couple of deliveries. Alec Stewart, who's just joined us in our box while he speaks to BBC Radio 2, thinks the two sides will have parity if England don't lose any more wickets, while Prior pushes a two to open his account.

  23.   
    BBC Sport's Justin GouldingContributor

    "A certain Kevin Pietersen is still in the news. Dropped by England for this Test, he will play for Surrey against former county Hampshire in the CB40 at the Rose Bowl on Sunday. 'He is available. He will be in the squad,' a Surrey spokesman said."

  24. 1747: 
    Commentary- Eng 178-5

    Matt Prior is the new batsman, shouldering arms to the last ball of Philander's over.

  25.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Jonathan AgnewContributor

    "South Africa have got a real opportunity now."

  26.  
    WICKET- Bell c Petersen b Philander 59 (Eng 178-5)

    Philander to Bell, who's tempted to prod at one outside off stump and there are a few intakes of breath when he plays and misses - but then Bell perishes when Philander induces an edge to the slips and a brave stand of 124 is ended.

  27. 1741: 
    Commentary- Eng 178-4

    Tahir replaces the lumbering Kallis, and Bell immediately has the SA fielders on the run again, hammering a four through mid-wicket. A single takes the Warwickshire man to 58.

  28.  
    Twitter

    From vonwritessport: "Outstanding Test match. Is it too late to arrange a couple more?"

  29. 1738: 
    Commentary- Eng 173-4

    Bell dabs Philander for a single, the seamer drops it too short and Bairstow thrashes it for four through the covers. And thanks to IkenCanoe on Twitter who has pointed out how appealing "The Bell and Bairstow" might be as the name of a pub...

  30.   
    BBC Test Match Special's statistician Malcolm AshtonContributor

    "This is a record fifth-wicket partnership for England against South Africa at Lord's."

  31.  
    SMS

    From Ciaran, Brighton via text on 81111: "KP averages 39 Test runs in 2012 / 49 career / 54 this series... Bairstow is 60 not out. Decision vindicated."

  32. 1733: 
    Commentary- Eng 168-4

    Bairstow moves to 60 with a single, we're just starting the last hour of play and we've got another 16 overs to get in - which we may struggle with, unless we have another burst of spin with Tahir and/or JP Duminy. Bell nicks the strike with a single - he has 52, his partner has 60.

  33.  
    charliesmith18Twitter

    Charlie Smith on Twitter: "Fantastic stuff from Bairstow, true Yorkshire grit and determination!"

  34. 1729: 
    Commentary- Eng 166-4

    Bairstow pops a quick single into the on side, Philander checks his footmarks but that's the only scoring stroke from the over.

  35.  
    Twitter

    From Sam Davison on Twitter: "A century each from the two Bs and we might be in with a chance of getting back into this Test match."

  36. 1725: 
    HALF CENTURY- BELL 50 - Eng 165-4

    Bell back-cuts Kallis for four to bring up his 34th Test fifty (he has 16 centuries). While not applauded quite as loudly as Bairstow's maiden half century, it's still warmly received by the Lord's crowd.

  37.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Geoff BoycottContributor

    "Bairstow was steady early on, but he's a bit like Pietersen - once he's established he's always going to want to take sides on."

  38. 1721: 
    THE SUN IS OUT- Eng 161-4

    A double change in the bowling as Vernon Philander replaces Morkel at the Pavilion End. Andrewjwynne [see 1639], you may wish to look away now as it's still bright sunshine here at Lord's - it's even reflecting off the top of the sunhats of South Africa's three slip fielders, all of whom have gone for the sunhat option. Bairstow is watchful against Philander, who raises his hands in frustration as Bairstow tries an ambitious pull shot and misses. Maiden.

  39.  
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    From Simon, Leyland, via text on 81111: "I think it's time to get behind the team guys. This is true attritional Test cricket Bell and Bairstow are playing. Stop being negative and encourage the boys. I seem to remember SA being in much the same boat yesterday."

    Indeed, both sides were 54-4...

  40. 1717: 
    Commentary- Eng 161-4

    Kallis replaces Tahir at the Nursery End as Cap'n Smith rotates his bowlers in search of a wicket to break this crucial England stand. Bairstow clubs a three through mid-wicket, before Bell tickles a four backward of point. He has 27, Bairstow has 58.

  41.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Geoff BoycottContributor

    "England must make use of the 26 overs they have before the second new ball - 20 more tonight and half a dozen in the morning."

  42.  
    SMS

    From Malcolm, Hounslow via text on 81111: "The pigeon that's been with us since tea is probably delivering messages from KP."

  43. 1712: 
    HALF CENTURY- BAIRSTOW 50 - Eng 154-4

    Bairstow steers Morkel for two through mid-wicket to take his score to 48... and a streaky edge past the slips for four brings his first Test fifty from 86 balls. Well done him. A well-run three rounds off the over and seals the century partnership.

  44.  
    Twitter

    WWolfrider on Twitter: "Concentrating so hard at work I just said 'Good Bell' as I hung up the phone to client. Not keeping an eye on the cricket at all."

  45. 1708: 
    Commentary- Eng 145-4

    Tahir wheels away from the Nursery End, Bell and Bairstow add three singles to the score.

  46.  
    Twitter

    From oxfordblue: "Loving Blowers' pronunciation of 'Steyn'. Is it correct or is he just working on his Sean Connery impression?"

  47.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Henry BlofeldContributor

    "My main fashion advisor is away in New York at the moment, so sometimes I have difficulty matching colours."

  48. 1703: 
    DRINKS BREAK- Eng 142-4

    Bairstow and Bell are inching along here - a single takes Bairstow to 44, while Bell has 42. Bell tries a wafting uppercut but fails to make contact as the ball sails through to the keeper - a momentary mental aberration in what has been quite a compose innings by the Warwickshire man. Morkel sends down a no-ball before it's time for drinks.

  49.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Michael VaughanContributor

    "Tahir's getting more spin from when he bowls outside off stump than when he bowls it straight, but I think Morkel's the danger."

  50. 1657: 
    Commentary- Eng 140-4

    Will Bairstow repeat his assault on Tahir? Just a single at first, then Bell carefully lap-sweeps down to the Warner Stand for two.

  51.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Michael VaughanContributor

    "It must be difficult to face a tall bowler like Morkel from the Pavilion End when he bowls a fuller length, you can get distracted by all the different colours at that end."

  52. 1654: 
    Commentary- Eng 137-4

    Morkel gets one to whoosh past the edge of Bairstow's bat as he tries to hit him through the covers, before the Yorkshire youngster pushes a quick single to point - had the fielder's pick-up been cleaner, Bell might have been struggling to make his ground. Bell tries to take evasive action and the ball pops wide of the slips for two, he didn't look as though he was in control of that shot.

  53.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Michael VaughanContributor

    "Bairstow mustn't think he can play that way against the seamers. It's the right approach against Tahir, but he won't get as much to hit off the fast bowlers."

  54. 1649: 
    APPEAL - NOT OUT- Eng 134-4

    Tahir is quickly into the action at the Nursery End, Bairstow has a bit of an ungainly swipe to leg which brings him four, but Michael Vaughan urges the youngster: "Don't give it away." Next ball, Tahir appeals for lbw - there's doubt over height, and SA opt against a review. Next ball, Bairstow plays a better shot, clubbing another four through mid-wicket, before another Pietersen-style whip wide of mid-on brings him his third boundary of the over. Another single takes him to 41.

  55. 1645: 
    Commentary- Eng 121-4

    There's a brief spell of what I've heard Blowers describe as "ballsmanship" - South Africa are claiming that the ball has gone out of shape, and want it changed, so fourth umpire Peter Hartley comes on with his box of balls. ("That's what happens when the ball stops swinging, you try to get it changed," notes Michael Vaughan. Morkel has replaced Steyn at the Pavilion End, and his first delivery is one right up in Bell's ribs. Bell then withdraws his bat just at the last minute from another lifter which flies through to ABDV behind the stumps. A brute of a maiden over.

  56.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Michael VaughanContributor

    "The champagne man's arrived in the box - and no surprise, he goes straight to Henry for a chat! You sense this game is on a knife edge, as this partnership is crucial to England."

  57. 1639: 
    Commentary- Eng 121-4

    Tahir bowls to Bell, who probably played alongside him a few times in that year Tahir played for Warwickshire. Bell sweeps a two, then comes forward and smacks a four wide of mid-off. A single takes him to 38 - Bairstow has 28.

  58.  
    Twitter

    From andrewjwynne: "The sun is out in London. The sun is out... We get it! Love from gloomy Manchester."

    Having spent more than a year working at the new BBC Sport HQ in Salford, I was struggling to remember what the big bright shiny thing in the sky was until today... apologies if there have been too many sun references!

  59. 1635: 
    Commentary- Eng 114-4

    Bell knocks Steyn for a single, this is going to be a long evening session for England - 28 overs still left.

  60.  
    Twitter

    From Rach_Ev24: "I read the comment at 1415 as 'fends off a litter'... pictured Steyn just releasing loads of puppies at Taylor. Oh dear."

    I can promise you it was a "lifter", not a "litter"...

  61. 1630: 
    Commentary- Eng 113-4

    Tahir has a cover sweeper out for Bairstow, the Yorkshire youngster reins in his attacking instincts and plays out a maiden.

  62. 1628: 
    Commentary- Eng 113-4

    Bell cuts Steyn for four past the slips - and I can confirm that England have avoided the follow-on. A small crumb of comfort for the home fans here.

  63.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Shaun PollockContributor

    "Jonny Bairstow reminds me a bit of Paul Collingwood. I'm not quite sure why, maybe it's the Slazenger bat."

  64.  
    SMS

    From Martin, London via text on 81111: "Re: Rich [1614] - Strauss will be wearing his Q-inspired laser-proof box though, which allows him to hear KP's master plan for the IPL before escaping."

  65. 1623: 
    Commentary- Eng 109-4

    Morkel's off after two overs as Imran Tahir returns, but not before he's bowled a couple of practice deliveries to mid-off - something for which he would be punished in club cricket, as he bounced the ball off the ground both times. Bairstow cuts him for two through cover point.

  66.  
    Commentary

    From Richard, TMS inbox: "Re: John Le Carre novels [1524], KP could become 'The Spy Who Came in from The Cold'."

  67. 1620: 
    Commentary- Eng 107-4

    Bell profits from an overthrow as wicketkeeper AB de Villiers is momentarily distracted by a pigeon as the ball is thrown in (much to the amusement of pigeon aficionado Blowers on TMS), while Bairstow paddles a single down to fine leg. Bell unleashes one of his trademark beautiful cover drives for four - almost the "perfect four" as it had two fielders chasing it nearly all the way - and that's the fifty stand.

  68.  
    Twitter

    Martin Turner on Twitter: "The problem's not KP being out, it's that if Cook or Trott don't get runs, England get hammered. Fact."

  69. 1614: 
    Commentary- Eng 101-4

    Short ball from Morkel, Bairstow despatches it with a short-armed hook for four to the unguarded square leg boundary, he moves ahead of Bell to 25 and England are into three figures.

  70.  
    SMS

    From Rich via text on 81111: "Re mather23 [1530]: KP answering the phone: 'Ah, Mr Strauss, I've been expecting you....'"

    Rich, you've set me off here. Picture the scene - Strauss is strapped to a table with a laser slowly making its way up between the knee-rolls of his pads. He asks Bond villain KP: "You expect me to talk?" KP replies: "No, Mr Strauss, I expect you to text!"

  71. 1610: 
    Commentary- Eng 97-4

    Two slips, a gully and a short leg in for Bairstow, but he and Bell plunder three singles against Steyn. The short leg is removed for Bell, who has to get up on tippy-toes to defend off the back foot and drop the ball at his feet.

  72.  
    SMS

    From Peter in Yalding, via text on 81111: "Is Stephan Shemilt on a summer work experience from school? He only looks about 14."

    He claims to be 27, but I've not been shown any documentary proof...

  73. 1604: 
    THE SUN IS OUT- Eng 94-4

    The sun's still beating down on the home of cricket as Ian Bell and Jonny Bairstow have to resume their rearguard action for England - you may hear a smattering of applause when they score another 16 runs to avoid the follow-on. Morkel keeps it tight against Bell, South Africa may have been described as "chokers" in World Cups but they've been exceptionally good at choking the runs out of England. Maiden over.

  74. 1600: 
    Commentary

    We're ready to resume - leg-spinner Imran Tahir's off and right-arm paceman Morne Morkel is back on at the Nursery End.

  75.  
    Commentary

    Olympic shooting champion Peter Wilson on TMS: "I love cricket, and I shouldn't probably say this but I'd give up shooting in the blink of an eye if I could play professional cricket."

  76. 1544: 
    Commentary

    After Kevin Howells reads out the latest county scores, have a listen to TMS where Aggers will be speaking to Olympic shooting champion Peter Wilson.

  77.  
    SMS

    From Zak in Lancashire, vix text on 81111: "For what it's worth, KP's replacement was Bairstow, who is, at time of sending, not out."

  78.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Geoff BoycottContributor

    "A terrific afternoon of cricket - South Africa;s 309 looks miles away. They'll have another two and a half hours to bat tonight, and they'll have to be there after lunch tomorrow to get into the lead. Morne Morkel is like all tall bowlers, they get more bounce than everybody and do you for length. It's been tough for the England batsmen, and they'll have to start again after tea."

  79. 1541: 
    INTERVAL- TEA - Eng 94-4

    Steyn can have one last go at Bairstow before the players depart for tea, the Yorkshire youngster flicks the ball down to fine leg but some impressive fielding by Tahir on the boundary turns a likely four into two. Letting the last ball go by, he stalks off for tea.

  80. 1537: 
    Commentary- Eng 92-4

    Tahir rattles through a maiden over to Bell in about a minute and a half, allowing another over of Steyn before tea.

  81.  
    SMS

    From Andy, via text on 81111: "Re: John Le Carre novels [1524]. After those texts, is KP Our Kind of Traitor? And I guess Trotty must be The Constant Gardener."

  82.   
    BBC Sport's Stephan Shemilt at Lord'sContributor

    "The curious thing about Lord's is how many people are outside the stands, not watching the cricket. Some sit on benches in the sun, others are enjoying the Coronation Garden. Walking behind the pavilion is a bit like strolling down a Mediterranean street, while further around, behind the Mound Stand with its huge arches, is like a Roman amphitheatre."

  83. 1535: 
    Commentary- Eng 92-4

    Steyn replaces Philander at the Pavilion End, which puts the brakes on those easy ones and twos which England's fifth-wicket pair had started to pick up. Just one Bell single from the over, time for a couple more before tea?

  84. 1530: 
    Commentary- Eng 91-4

    Tahir hops, skips and bounces in, Bell runs a two down to third man before a single takes him to 19 and Tahr is quickly through his over. We've still got 39 overs to bowl today, hopefully having the spinner on may help the over-rate.

  85.  
    Twitter

    mather23 on Twitter: "KP's currently sat at home cackling like a Bond villain whilst stroking his mobile phone."

  86. 1528: 
    THE SUN IS OUT- Eng 88-4

    WIth the clock beneath Father Time gradually ticking towards tea - we've just over 15 minutes left, Philander continues from the Pavilion End, Bairstow and Bell keep pushing the ones and twos. Bit of a scorcher here. Never mind the players - I'm going to need a cold drink at tea, or even an ice bath!

  87.  
    SMS

    From Fred Barber, London, via text on 81111: "Listening to TMS on Greek island of Kos - sounds like England are in more trouble over there than the economy is over here."

  88. 1523: 
    Commentary- Eng 84-4

    Bell dabs Tahir for a single, then Bairstow moves into double figures with a pugnacious off-driven four wide of mid-off's left hand. A more gentle prod past square leg brings him a single. Bairstow has 14, he's almost neck and neck with Bell who has 15.

  89.  
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    From Tom, Clapham, via text on 81111: "This Test has reminded me of my John Le Carre book I'm reading: England have Tinkered including Taylor but need to Solider on with perhaps a Spy on Mr Pietersen."

  90.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Geoff BoycottContributor

    "It's very rare in Test match cricket for someone to come out flying and be a great player from day one. I've seen a lot of Jonny Bairstow through his life, his father was one of my best friends, and the boy can play - he's a clean striker of the ball and can take the game away from sides. But it may take him a while to get established - at the moment, this is as toug as it gets in Test cricket. South Africa do this better than anyone else - they bowl tight and disciplined, and stifle the run rate."

  91. 1520: 
    Commentary- Eng 78-4

    Bairstow, who's not faced a ball for a couple of overs, plays out a maiden from Philander.

  92.  
    robingram02Twitter

    robingram02 on Twitter: "The last time I saw something this horrific I was viewing the Spice Girls performance in the Olympics closing ceremony."

  93. 1515: 
    Commentary- Eng 78-4

    Bell plunders a couple of leg byes from the final ball of Tahir's over.

  94.  
    NOT OUT

    It's umpire's call for impact and for whether it hit the stumps... so Bell survives for now and South Africa lose a review.

  95.  
    UMPIRE REVIEW

    It's just under half-an-hour until tea, and Aggers has joined by Boycs on TMS. "You've got a blue microphone on, so just press the blue button," advises Aggers. And it's a change of bowling here at the Nursery End as leg-spinner Imran Tahir comes on for his first bowl of the match. He's certainly played at Lord's before - I remember cheering on Hampshire to beat Sussex in the last ever 50-over domestic final here in 2009, and Tahir played. A loud lbw appeal against Bell, and South Africa go for a review...

  96.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Shaun PollockContributor

    "South Africa were in a similar position to this, 60-odd for four, but they had a rearguard effort with lots of partnerships down the order, including Steyn and Morkel who got 25 each."

  97. 1511: 
    Commentary- Eng 76-4

    Cap'n Smith shuffles his pace bowlers as Philander replaces Morkel at the Pavilion End. Bell pushes a two through the covers, then steers a single wide of mid-on.

  98.  
    SMS

    From Pete, via text on 81111: "Send for Colly!"

  99.   
    BBC Sport's Stephan Shemilt at Lord'sContributor

    "As South Africa turn the heat up on England, so too does the sun beat down on Lord's - not really the weather for jackets and ties. A Test here is clearly as much about socialising as it is watching the cricket, and plenty are out at the back of the Nursery End enjoying a drink and keeping an eye on the action on a big screen."

  100. 1506: 
    THE SUN IS OUT- Eng 73-4

    Bell knocks Kallis for a single off his legs, it looks quite baking hot out there now. And Aggers has named the GB Olympic gold medallist who'll be joining him on TMS at tea - it's Peter Wilson, the men's double trap shooting champion from Dorset.

  101. 1502: 
    Commentary- Eng 72-4

    Bairstow edges Morkel just wide of Kallis at second slip - there's no third slip in because he's been moved to leg gully - and that's four. The three-slips-and-a-gully cordon is restored, and Bairstow has to weave away from a short ball. He rounds off the over by guiding another four through mid-wicket. He has nine, just below Bell who has 10.

  102.  
    Twitter

    PickAstonVilla on Twitter: "The cricket makes unpleasant viewing. The last time I saw something that horrific, I was watching 'Hostel II'."

    I've not seen that one, I presume it's one of the modern trend for slasher films with multiple sequels...

  103. 1458: 
    Commentary- Eng 64-4

    Kallis v Bell is a less threatening duel than Morkel v Bairstow, but Bell finally breaks the shackles with an on-drive, pursued by Philander down to the wide open space in front of the Compton Stand, and they run three. Bairstow punches a good length ball from Kallis into the covers, runs a quick single and he's off the mark. When Kallis strays onto middle and leg, Bell whips a four through square leg - England's best over for a long while.

  104.  
    Twitter

    SamRogerSJ on Twitter: "Bairstow shows confidence in facing the short ball by sporting a big chest guard. Looks like he is smuggling a box of chocolates."

  105.  
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    Oh, go on - one more...

    From Chris, West Hampstead, via text on 81111: "Follow on - the causal link between dropping KP and England's subsequent batting performance."

  106. 1454: 
    Commentary- Eng 56-4

    Morkel resumes his bombardment of Bairstow from the Pavilion End. This is a gripping session, the seats which were left empty for a while after lunch all seem to be occupied now. Morkel raises his hands in frustration as Bairstow plays at a short ball and misses. Maiden. Bairstow is yet to score.

  107.  
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    And the final ones for the day, via text on 81111...

    From James in London: "Katich - allergic to felines."

    From Anon: "Gully - very much like a gull."

  108. 1450: 
    Commentary- Eng 56-4

    Blowers spots another one of his medium-paced aeroplanes as Kallis keeps it tight against Bell - the only "run" he's conceded in three overs was that "loosener" wide. Maiden over, and Steyn is back on the field after a brief cameo by perennial SA sub-fielder Faf du Plessis.

  109.  
    Twitter

    From crazylegsrich: "Vic Marks - priest who doubles up as a teacher."

    From mrwriterman79: "Phillip DeFreitas - an unexpected stimulus to the cargo shipping industry."

    From Jonklaff: "Mark Waugh - to rank a conflict out of 10."

  110. 1446: 
    Commentary- Eng 56-4

    Hashim Amla dons a helmet at short leg for Bairstow, and he's quickly called into action as Bairstow digs a yorker out. He's waiting for that short ball... and pulls out of the way when it comes. Morkel advances the score with a no-ball - and at 55, they're halfway towards the magic mark of 110 which is what they need to avoid the follow-on, as one or two of you pessimists have been asking on the texts...

  111.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Alec StewartContributor

    "We've got Jonny Bairstow in now, he had a few problems against the short ball against West Indies, so we know that Morkel will bang it in, back of a length, and get the ball up around Bairstow's chin. At the moment, South Africa are head and shoulders above England - Bairstow and Bell have a lot to do."

  112.  
    WICKET- Taylor c Smith b Morkel 10 (Eng 54-4)

    Taylor whips Morkel off his legs, and once more shows confidence by scampering back for a second run... but it's all over for the little chap when Morkel induces an edge to Smith at first slip... but the umpires are just going to check for a no-ball. It's a legal delivery, so Taylor has to begin the long walk back.

  113. 1438: 
    Commentary- Eng 52-3

    With plenty of time left in the match (and indeed in the day - we've got another 52 overs to get through here), South Africa can be patient here - and as Alec Stewart points out on TMS, if they dismiss England cheaply they'd have plenty of time to bat England ut of the match. Kallis continues to probe outside off stump, sending down a maiden to Bell.

  114.  
    SMS

    Fom Tom in Aultbea, via text on 81111: "Not out - Please don't resell tickets here."

    From Matt in Milton Keynes craftily watching the cricket on my ipad under my desk at work: "Hayden - a dried grass lair."

  115. 1434: 
    Commentary- Eng 52-3

    Morkel does indeed replace Steyn, and a single from Bell ends a run of 20 dot balls that was only interrupted by that Kallis wide.

  116.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Alec StewartContributor

    "If you've got someone in your top order who can bowl as well as Kallis, you've got a tailor-made, balanced attack. If you look at all the top all-rounders since the war, apart from Sir Garfield Sobers and Kallis, they're mostly bowling all-rounders - Richard Hadlee, Kapil Dev, Ian Botham. Kallis is reliable as he might pick up a wicket or two, and you know he won't go for four an over."

  117.  
    Twitter

    From howardhorner on Twitter: "Philander's first over went for 13 runs. His subsequent seven overs have only cost two runs."

  118. 1429: 
    Commentary- Eng 51-3

    Change of bowling at the Nursery End - Philander is replaced by Jacques Kallis, who pens with a wide that swings away from Taylor. Not bad when you can bring on a man with 279 Test wickets as your fourth seamer. Kallis is swinging the ball away from Taylor, while Morkel is loosening up enough at mid-on to suggest he may replace Steyn soon. That wide spikes what would otherwise have been a maiden over.

  119.  
    SMS

    From Fox Hat, Surrey, via text on 81111: "I asked KP to text me his thoughts, but it turns out he's already reached his monthly limit."

  120. 1424: 
    Commentary- Eng 50-3

    Syetn produces a fiery maiden over to Bell, there's been plenty of yelling from the Proteas paceman so far - he has 2-19 from six overs, with two maidens.

  121.  
    SMS

    From Luke, Cambridge, via text on 81111: "Nice to see Bell is left to do all the work again! Always happens when we go off topic with word games for too long!"

  122.  
    SMS

    More definitions for the Uxbridge English (Cricket) Dictionary:

    Rob in London: "Panesar - to heavily criticise a Russian monarch."

    Andrew in Devon: "Finn - the end of the French syncronised swimming routine."

    Shippo: "Jack Hobbs - an oven raised up on stilts."

  123.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Alec StewartContributor

    "This is a huge partnership, as Bell is England's last experienced specialist batsman. These two need to take England past 100 and beyond 150, or they'll be playing a lot of catch-up cricket."

  124. 1419: 
    Commentary- Eng 50-3

    As my match-report colleague Stephan Shemilt observes, it's not often that Ian Bell towers over his batting partner, but he's the senior man in all senses now, jabbing Philander for a single to double his score. That's 50 up for England.

    And those of you who may be sensing a Pietersen-shaped hole in the England batting order may be interested to read Stephan's feature - he's spoken to Aggers, Boycs, Tuffers and Shaun Pollock and asked the question: will Kevin Pietersen play for England again?

  125.  
    SMS

    From Richard, Dorset, via text on 81111: "OK, I'll be the first to say it... Where's KP when you need him most?!"

    Oh dear, you may have started something now!

  126. 1415: 
    Commentary- Eng 49-3

    Taylor fends off a lifter from Steyn and edges it through the slip cordon for four. Steyn then yells a belated lbw appeal as Taylor tries to force one down the leg side, but he keenly scampers back for two leg byes. Ooh, that's a better shot from the Notts youngster, as he gets up on his toes and forces Steyn through the covers for four off the back foot. Confident start by Taylor.

  127.  
    Commentary

    From Steve West, TMS inbox: "Trott not out! The captain has 10 seconds to decide on a referral - with Trott he was well over this time limit. Thus the umpire should have dissallowed the referral as it was timed out - and Trott should still be batting."

  128. 1410: 
    THE SUN IS OUT- Eng 39-3

    Lord's is basking in the sunshine, there are a few empty seats in the Mound Stand - we think from people who may be enjoying a late lunch on the Nursery ground behind us. Philander sends down a miserly maiden over to Bell.

  129.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Jonathan AgnewContributor

    "Taylor seems to cope well with the short ball - as most short men do, because they get used to it."

  130. 1406: 
    Commentary- Eng 39-3

    Well, England may be in a pickle... but after all that discussion over what goes well with pork pies in the last Test, England have done the next best thing and sent in a man from the heart of Melton Mowbray pie country to sort out the pickle - James Taylor. I'm probably not the first person to observe this and I won't be the last, but the diminuitive Taylor looks like a boy playing against men as Steyn charges in from the Pavilion End with four predatory slip fielders, but he survives the over.

  131.  
    WICKET- Cook c Kallis b Steyn 7 (Eng 39-3)

    Cook edges to second slip, Steyn bellows ("like Tarzan", according to Aggers on TMS) and England are in a bit of a pickle.

  132.  
    SMS

    From Seb in Canary Wharf, via text on 81111: "I worked with Steve Kent [1345] until yesterday when he left our company. Nice to see that he is enjoying himself!"

  133. 1400: 
    Commentary- Eng 39-2

    Philander, "broad in the shoulder and broad in the beam" according to Blowers on TMS, begins a new over to Bell, with three slips and a gully in. Bell offers no stroke when not necessary, and Philander completes a maiden over.

  134.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Henry BlofeldContributor

    "If England do hand over 'the number one in the world rankings' title after this Test, I do think they will be handing it to the best side in the world."

  135.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Michael VaughanContributor

    "I personally would have kept Bell at five, and split the two youngsters. I know Bell will end up going up the order, particularly if Pietersen's not there, but for this game I would have had him at five."

  136. 1356: 
    Commentary- Eng 39-2

    Ian Bell is the new batsman, he's off the mark with a single off his first ball.

  137.  
    WICKET- Trott lbw b Steyn 8 (Eng 38-2)

    Is that going down the leg side? No, it's out - cleanly hitting leg stump, so Trott departs. And that's another decision from umpire Kumar Dharmasena overturned, after two or three yesterday.

  138.  
    UMPIRE REVIEW

    Trott's cover drive may not have the gilt-edged excellence of that shot as played by AB de Villiers, but that was a very handsome shot from the Warwickshire man, piercing the off-side field for four. A big, two-hands-in-the-air lbw appeal from Steyn, South Africa have a serious think about a review... and invoke the DRS.

  139.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Michael VaughanContributor

    "I don't like this - Cook is looking in danger of lbw, his foot's coming across to the off side and his head's following it. The ball's not doing much, but his movement's not quite in sync."

  140. 1348: 
    APPEAL - NOT OUT- Eng 34-1

    Philander replaces Morkel at the Nursery End, there's an appeal for leg before against Cook, after a quick discussion South Africa opt against a review - and the ball-tracker shows it would have been "umpire's call" for height with the ball possibly hitting the top of leg stump, so Cook would have survived in any extent and the Proteas have not wasted a review. Cook's hit on the pad again by the last ball... but the appeal is stifled and Cook survives the maiden over.

  141.  
    SMS

    From Steve Kent (or Steve in Kent?), via text on 81111: "Interested to see who is going to come in at number four."

  142. 1345: 
    Commentary- Eng 34-1

    Cook nudges a single to open his post-lunch (post-prandial?) account, then Steyn strays with his line and Trott guides a four off his legs down towards the Mound Stand.

  143.  
    Twitter

    From mtjsport: "Blofeld - underneath a German field."

    From cmhth86: "Shane Warne - that Aussie bloke looks tired."

    From Druid67: "Botham - the content of two meat sandwiches."

  144. 1339: 
    Commentary- Eng 29-1

    Jonathan Trott takes guard, as only he can, and survives the final two balls of Morkel's pre-lunch over.

  145. 1336: 
    Commentary

    At the start of play, we had the SA batsmen come out before the England fielders - now, we;ve got the SA fielders out before the umpires...

  146.  
    Twitter

    You're doing us proud with these Uxbridge English Cricket Dictionary definitions - keep 'em coming via tms@bbc.co.uk (with "For Mark Mitchener"), text 81111 (with "CRICKET" as the first word) or tweet us via #bbccricket

    From emg317: "Silly mid on - the wearing of a humorous fake stomach, a la Gazza."

    From periodicvideos: "Garfield Sobers - Cat unaffected by alcohol."

    From sTeamTraen: "Vettori - check out the background of a Conservative candidate."

    From IkenCanoe: "Gladstone Small - frequently used expression in hard labour camps."

  147.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Michael VaughanContributor

    "Duncan Fletcher and I always thought we should get Strauss in the team as for the 2005 Ashes, we wanted a fresh side of people who hadn't been beaten by Australia before. And he was the poshest player we'd picked... until we picked Ed Smith!"

  148. 1305: 
    Commentary

    We're going to grab some lunch while everyone chews the fat over Strauss's dismissal - and keep listening to TMS for a look back at the England captain's career. Back soon.

  149.  
    SMS

    Some more "Uxbridge English Cricket Dictionary" definitions via text on 81111:

    Jamie in Edinburgh: "Reverse swing - restore monogamous relationship."

    Darren in Leeds: "Extra cover - attire purchased for larger gentleman."

    Jim in Newcastle: "Keeper - girlfriend who likes cricket."
     

  150.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Simon MannContributor

    "That's put a bit of a dampener on our lunchtime feature - we're looking at Andrew Strauss's career as it's his 100th Test."

    Geoff Boycott adds: "Get Jonathan round there quickly, and we might get him on live!"

  151. 1300: 
    INTERVAL- LUNCH - Eng 29-1

    And with a wicket falling in the over before the interval, that is lunch.

  152.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Geoff BoycottContributor

    "Strauss's footwork was good, his leaving was good, he'd played the magic balls well, and he gets out to rather an innocuous ball. The one who'd looked like getting out was Cook. That's a huge boost for South Africa, just before lunch."

  153.  
    WICKET- Strauss b Morkel 20 (Eng 29-1)

    It's Morkel again... and he makes the breakthrough with the fourth ball of the over as Strauss is bowled through the gate, down the slope. An ignominious end.

  154.  
    Twitter

    From alex_brown: "Cricket: what you shouldn't do to your neck."

    From ponceywoncey: "Hadlee: to be previously in possession of Lee."

    From numberphile: "Wicketkeeper - hoarder of Ewoks." (One for the Star Wars fans)

     

  155. 1255: 
    Commentary- Eng 29-0

    Dale Steyn into the attack in place of Philander at the Pavilion End, he's over the wicket to Strauss initially and a great diving stop by Amla at short extra cover denies Strauss any runs. A pull to fine leg brings him a single. Time for one more over before lunch? Morkel looks like he's signalled that he's OK for one more.

  156.  
    SMS

    From many people, via text on 81111: "Shaun Pollock - a bald fish following a visit to the barbers."

  157. 1252: 
    APPEAL - NOT OUT- Eng 28-0

    Morkel has a half-hearted (more like three-quarters-hearted) appeal for lbw against Strauss, but Boycs on TMS immediately murmurs "not out" and SA don't bother with a review. The England skipper moves to 19 with a well-placed three wide of mid-on.

  158.  
    DenFisher_NETwitter

    From DenFIsher_NE: "Turn - how a Yorkshireman refers to the Ashes trophy."

    From numberphile: "Rob Key - Facilitating a house break-in."

    From KeithBurrowes: "Doug Bollinger - retrieving an interred bottle of bubbly."

    From paulbroadie: "Hoggard - Protection from wild pigs."

  159. 1247: 
    Commentary- Eng 25-0

    Strauss benefits from another leg bye, Philander gets a bit of movement away from Cook, who is solid in defence so far. Just under a quarter of an houe before lunch. "This is gorgeous - sun's shining, and there's a hundred here if you bat well" comments Geoff Boycott on TMS.

  160. 1243: 
    Commentary- Eng 24-0

    Morkel bowls a tighter line to Cook then he had to Strauss, the only blemish on his over is a no-ball. Cook has six, Strauss has 15.

  161.  
    SMS

    Some more from the texts:

    From RIchard in Bath: "Cow corner - rump steak"

    From Chris in Norfolk: "Third slip - threshold for considering a change of footwear."

    From Gary, Gidea Park: "Miandad: father and son opening partnership."

  162. 1238: 
    Commentary- Eng 23-0

    Philander looks on course for another maiden over, and completes one when Strauss tries to help the last ball to fine leg and it's signalled as two leg byes.

  163.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Geoff BoycottContributor

    "England have got off to a good start here, but they've got to realise South Africa have four first-class seamers, with Kallis, and runs aren't always going to be easy."

  164.  
    SMS

    From Simon in Tuscany, via text on 81111: "Anybody know how to cool down an iPad rapidly? Mine has just overheated in the Tuscan sun so I can't listen to TMS any more. Nothing for it but to follow live text and crack open another bottle of chianti."

  165.  
    Commentary

    Via the TMS inbox:

    James in Newcastle: "Spinner - take the lady dancing." 

    Tom in Cambridge: "De Villiers - an integral part of any good halloween costume."

    dannymole (and many, many others) on Twitter: "De Villiers: Satan's listening organs."

  166. 1234: 
    Commentary- Eng 21-0

    Strauss guides his second boundary of the innings off his legs, while a single takes the England skipper to 15. Cook has six.

  167.  
    SMS

    From Bradders in Dartford, via text on 81111: "Dale Steyn: what you get when you fall over when rambling in Yorkshire."

    From tommoinleath on Twitter: "Dale Steyn: an indelible mark on a chipmunk."

  168. 1230: 
    Commentary- Eng 16-0

    Tighter over from Philander as he bowls a maiden to Cook. And a taster for lunch on TMS - they'll be celebrating Andrew Strauss's 100th Test and looking back at his career during the interval.

  169.  
    Twitter

    From andywilletts: "Harmison - To injure my male progeny."

    From Bowler_Hats_82: "Tahir - driveway laying instructions."

    From BigDan_83: "Charminder Vaas - a positive but not gushing appraisal of a piece of pottery."

  170. 1227: 
    THE SUN IS OUT- SA 16-0

    As if aware that it's Strauss's 100th Test, the sun is beating down on the England skipper as he guides a two wide of gully.

  171.  
    SMS

    More Uxbridge English Cricket Dictionary definitions via text on 81111:

    Dan in Notting Hill: "Leg stump - what a pirate walks on. Leg glance - a surreptitious look at a girl in a short skirt."

    Henry in London: "Malinga - do you mind if I stay a bit longer?"

    Gordon: "Third man - not the best man. Not even the second best either."

  172. 1223: 
    Commentary- Eng 14-0

    Philander it is, bowling with the wind from the Pavilion End, and his first ball is flicked off his legs for four. A good start from the skipper, who then cover-drives and has the bearded Hashim Amla scampering towards the Tavern Stand to retrieve the ball as they run three. Cook joins in the fun, edging past third slip for four over the vacant third man boundary. Another edge dribbles a little slower towards third man for two.

  173.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Alec StewartContributor

    "Dale Steyn is perceived as the number one quick bowler in world cricket, but Philander's going to open at the Pavilion End as Graeme Smith likes to open with his two swing bowlers."

  174. 1217: 
    Commentary- Eng 1-0

    Morne Morkel takes the new ball, bowling round the wicket from the Nursery End, doing his little "walk in a circle at the end of his run" routine before each delivery. Cap'n Strauss settles his nerves with a sngle off his legs off the first ball of the innings, and Cook sees off the rest of the over.

  175. 1213: 
    Commentary

    Captain Strauss and First Mate Cook ready to begin the England innings...

  176.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Alec StewartContributor

    "Strauss is going to get a big ovation here, but he needs to forget it's his100th Test and just concentrate on the job in hand."

  177.  
    JamesPrezzTwitter

    JamesPrezz on Twitter: "Bairstow - to hide a bear."

  178.  
    SMS

    From Martin in London, via text on 81111: "Duminy: to land awkwardly and twist the leg joint."

  179.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Alec StewartContributor

    "You look up when you're at Lord's and if there's blue sky, it should be good conditions to bat in. This game is very much alive, and things seem to be going for England."

  180.  
    SMS

    From Chris in West Hamsptead, via text on 81111: "Mark Ramp-ra-kash: the entrance to an upper class pay-and-display car park?"

  181.   
    BBC Radio 5 live's Alec StewartContributor

    "When Andrew Strauss lost the toss yesterday morning, if he was offered 309 all out he'd have taken it."

  182.  
    WICKET- Philander st Prior b Swann 61 (SA 309 all out)

    It's all over for South Africa as Philander walks down the pitch ooking for a big hit and is stumped. Six dismissals for Prior (along with two slip catches and two bowled).

  183. 1202: 
    Commentary- SA 309-9

    Tahir is clearly from the school of number 11s who back away towards square leg at the first opportunity, nearly trampling on Taylor at short leg. But a fluent shot through the covers brings him two.

  184.  
    SMS

    From Matt, Moorgate, via text on 81111: "Googly - adjective. Similar to an internet search engine. Boycott - a bed for a male child."

    Keep those Uxbridge English (Cricket) Dictionary definitions coming!

  185. 1159: 
    DRINKS BREAK

    And with the sun nearly over the 12 o'clock yard-arm, the players take drinks as last man Imran Tahir strides to the crease.

  186.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Michael VaughanContributor

    "England have got a massive opportunity, I don't think they'll be worried about Tahir, but they can't go out and be bowled out for 200 again."

  187.  
    WICKET- Morkel c Prior b Finn 25 (SA 307-9)

    Finn replaces Anderson at the Pavilion End, and makes the breakthrough as Prior takes a superb one-handed diving catch in front of first slip.

  188.  
    SMS

    From Will, London, via text on 81111: "If 'Philander' is the Duke of Edinburgh and the Queen, is 'Anderson' the Prince of Wales?"

  189.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Michael VaughanContributor

    "England's problem has been that whatever pitch they're batting on, they don't quite look as though they're batting with the same level of confidence they were, say, a year ago. They've all got good records here - but they don't often face bowling attacks this good."

  190. 1153: 
    Commentary- SA 302-8

    Swann tosses it up to Morkel from round the wicket, and the big left-hander swats a two past short leg, before utilising the famous Lord's slope again with a three down to the Mound Stand boundary which brings him three and pushes the Proteas' total past 300. JP Duminy told the media last night that SA felt anything more than 300 would be a bonus... Pilander punches the last ball for a single to deep mid-on.

  191. 1150: 
    Commentary- SA 296-8

    A tight over from Anderson yields just a solitary Morkel single.

  192.  
    SMS

    From Chalky in Felpham, West Sussex, via text on 81111: "In the 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' round entitled 'Uxbridge English Dictionary', the alternative definition for 'philander' was 'the Duke of Edinburgh and the Queen'!"

    Have to own up to being a fan of ISIHAC and the Uxbridge English Dictionary, with such definitions as "champagne" meaning "to fake injury". Do send in any cricketing examples you can think of...

  193. 1146: 
    Commentary- SA 295-8

    I don't know if England are monitoring TMS, but they've followed MIchael Vaughan's suggestion from a couple of overs ago, as Graeme Swann is into the attack with his right-arm off-spin from the Nursery End. A single from Philander brings Morkel on strike, and Broad retreats, he's a few yards in from the long-on fence in front of us. After a couple of singles, Morkel steps back and guides a single through the covers to nick the strike. He has 15, Philander's on 59.

  194.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Michael VaughanContributor

    "The GB women's hockey team are here today, Olympic bronze medallists - I hope they get introduced to the crowd as they deserve a round of applause."

  195. 1142: 
    Commentary- SA 291-8

    Philander dabs Anderson for a single, then Morkel edges past the entire six-man slip cordon for antoher four. There's four slips in now (Strauss, Swann, Cook & Bairstow), a gully (Bell), and a backward point (Taylor) who's almost in a catching position at a sort of deep third gully.

    Meanwhile, Aggers reminds TMS listeners that he'll be speaking to an Olympic gold medallist at tea today... but we're not going to reveal his identity just yet.

  196.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Michael VaughanContributor

    "I played with Morkel at Yorkshire for a few games, and he quite likes facing seam bowlers, but he has problems facing spin - he doesn't know whether to stick or twist, so England have the option of bringing Graeme Swann on."

  197. 1138: 
    Commentary- SA 286-8

    We have some sunshine for the first time today as Philander continues his "get them in singles" approach - Morkel is more adventurous against Broad, reaching the boundary for the second time with a firm off-drive.

  198.  
    Twitter

    From Jonesy2310: "Taylor high-fiving Broad is hilarious. Looks like a scene from 'Honey I Shrunk the Kids'."

  199. 1134: 
    Commentary- SA 281-8

    Philander unleashes a well-timed off-drive and that goes past midoff for four, crossing the rope in front of the pavilion as some members look on from the ever-popular Bowler's Bar balcony. A single off the last ball pinches the strike for the boy Vernon.

  200. 1130: 
    HALF CENTURY- PHILANDER 50 - SA 276-8

    Philander finally knocks a single to fine leg for his maiden Test fifty, then raises his bat to the SA dressing-room before acknowledging the warm applause of the Lord's crowd, who are a pretty generously spirited lot.

  201.  
    SMS

    From James, via text on 81111: "Philander - what a tremendous verb based surname. Is it an example of nominative determinism? There are others of course e.g. Boycott, but to boycott what exactly? Sixes?"

  202. 1126: 
    Commentary- SA 275-8

    Aggers on TMS reveals he has two "bosses" in the ground today - BBC director of sport Barbara Slater, as well as his wife, so he warns summariser Shaun Pollock that they must be on their best behaviour. Morkel cuts between third slip and gully for four, so the gully fielder moves into more of a fifth slip position, while Anderson switches to bowling round the wicket. The tall paceman prods and misses at one which rises sharply from a length - Morkel (and Steyn) will be quite pleased if the odd delivery gets up like that when England bat...

  203.  
    SMS

    From Topper in Whitley Bay, via text on 81111: "I'm loving the fact that when Alice Cooper was introduced to the TMS team yesterday, Geoffrey shook his wife's hand. I don't suppose you get many men called Alice in Yorkshire."

  204. 1121: 
    Commentary- SA 271-8

    As a number of you observed yesterday (and this morning), the first seven batsmen all fell in order of their numbers on the scorecard - but Mr Steyn has ended that sequence. His replacement is the left-handed Morne Morkel, and those gaps I noticed in the Mound Stand and Grand Stand now seem to be filling up. Morkel aims a cover drive but the ball dribbles towards fine leg for a single.

  205.  
    WICKET- Steyn c Swann b Broad 26 (SA 270-8)

    Broad beats the bat as Steyn plays and misses, then he aims another fierce drive and flashes a catch to second slip!

  206.  
    Twitter

    From AnotherBenn: "I'm in overcast Leeds in a cellar office - need sun and early wickets from Lord's. Fingers crossed for lunchtime pint in The Oak."

  207. 1116: 
    Commentary- SA 270-7

    Philander nudges another single, he's now on 49, while Steyn bunts one into the covers and they dash through for a quick single - this stand is now worth 35. Henry Blofeld on TMS spots a "slow-medium... or rather a medium-paced aeroplane on its way to Heathrow." The watchful Philander lets a couple go by.

  208.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Shaun PollockContributor

    "Philander will just be waiting for that loose delivery to get him to his first Test fifty - and at Lord's. These are the sort of moments you dream about. It's an important session as England are still in control, but if South Africa can add a few more runs, they'll make England feel as though that good start they had has been wasted."

  209. 1112: 
    Commentary- SA 268-7

    It's another sell-out today, apparently, at the home of cricket, but there are still a few unoccupied seats - mainly in the Mound Stand and Grand Stand, perhaps a a few people have been held up getting here, as some are still streaming in. The SA physio gives Steyn's hand a bit of attention between overs - and it's Broad on to replace Finn at the Nursery End. Philander moves to 48 with a single, Steyn gets an edge... agonisingly wide of the slip cordon for four.

  210.  
    SMS

    From Marc in Aberdeen, via text on 81111: "Mark, you are Colin in Bolton aren't you? And you just published that nonsense to wind us all up. Consider yourself well and truly rumbled sir."

    Not guilty! How dare you! I could give you his mobile number if I wanted (and would be swiftly sacked for breach of data protection laws)...

  211. 1106: 
    OUCH!- SA 263-7

    James Anderson will bowl from the Pavilion End, taking on Vernon Philander who's four short of a maiden Test fifty. No short leg, but there's a cover sweeper and a man out on the hook at deep square leg. Philander pushes a quick single towards the square leg umpire. The "hook man" comes in to orthodox square leg for Steyn, while the cover sweeper comes into the infield. Steyn takes one hand off the bat as he tries to fend off a lifter, Steyn wears a painful one on the glove and is he going to call the physio on? Not at this stage. Taylor comes in at short leg... and the next ball is predictably short, down the leg side.

  212.   
    BBC Test Match Special's Shaun PollockContributor

    "Somebody told me yesterday that Taylor's reactions at short leg are like a mongoose on amphetamines."

  213. 1100: 
    Commentary- SA 262-7

    Steven Finn has two balls left of his over that was interrupted last night. Bowling to Dale Steyn from the Nursery End, he has three slips, a gully and a helmeted short leg in James Taylor, who gets down well to block the first ball of the day which Steyn tries to force off his legs, before he blocks the final ball of the over.

  214.  
    SMS

    From Jez, Notts, via text on 81111: "After Alice Cooper's appearance on TMS & his talk of four- and six-pointers, maybe it's time for new terminology. Clean slate - suggestions?"

  215. 1057: 
    Commentary

    The umpires are on their way, and rather curiously, the South Africa batsmen walk out before the England fielders. That's not really the way it's done, chaps...

  216.  
    SMS

    From Colin in Bolton, via text on 81111: "I did not listen to a second of the coverage yesterday as a protest over Kevin Pietersen! I want all the officials at the ECB involved in team selection removed! I want Kevin back but I want him to conform to team standards. These standards need clarification and senior players need some freedom but must take the equivalent of a captain's responsibilty in exchange! He should be involved in team management in exchange for not speaking out In public!"

  217. 1049: 
    Commentary

    A bit of cricket news from Ireland - a finger injury has ruled experienced all-rounder John Mooney out of next month's World Twenty20. A bad blow for Ireland, although we could have done with Mooney here yesterday evening - as a qualified electrician, I'm sure he could have sorted out that power cut in short order.

  218.   
    BBC Radio 5 live's Alec StewartContributor

    "If Andrew Strauss had been offered 262-7 at the toss yesterday, he'd have taken it. It's important for England to bowl South Africa out for 300. Then, once South Africa bowl on this pitch, we'll know more about it."

  219. 1046: 
    Commentary

    Test Match Special are on air - and Lord's has avoided potential chaos as Simon Mann and Alec Stewart narrowly avoided being mown down by the hover-cover as it made its way off the field, thankfully the outfield has not been left as blood-splattered as an Alice Cooper concert...

  220.  
    Twitter

    From Nico_Lennon: "Bacon rolls: sorted. The champagne: on ice. The smoked salmon bagels: done. The Lager: ready. The Shades: on. Bring on the cricket!"

    Tweet us with the hashtag #bbccricket - whether you're in the ground or following us from afar

  221.   
    BBC Sport's Stephan Shemilt at Lord'sContributor

    "Is it possible to feel underdressed at a Test match? Blazers and ties seem to be the order of the day at Lord's, with the members already filling the Tavern Stand. 'Stand Full' says the sign outside. Further on, a jazz band, who I'm reliably told are called the John Barnes Outswingers, provide a hint of the French Riviera, only without the sunshine."

  222. 1043: 
    Commentary

    Steven Finn told the media last night that England were very happy with where they are in the match - while South Africa's JP Duminy acknowledged that the tourists had had a disappointing first session, but was pleased with the way the afternoon and evening sessions had gone for them.

    But where do you think the next twist will be in this game? Do England's chances depend on taking the last three SA wickets before lunch? Let us know by emailing tms@bbc.co.uk (with "For Mark Mitchener" in the subject line), texting 81111 (with "CRICKET" as the first word) or tweeting us via #bbccricket - over to you.

  223.  
    mrbean04Twitter

    The Daily Mail's Paul Newman: "Feels like a bowling day at Lord's... big test for England's batsmen."

  224. 1034: 
    Commentary

    Mind you, weather wasn't the only thing to hinder us at Lord's yesterday - apart from an exploding television just before play, most of the entire ground was hit by a power cut a couple of overs before the close, which also knocked out two of the floodlights as well as the entire media centre. So my thanks go to our colleague Justin Goulding in Salford for wrapping up the last over or two of the text commentary, and our apologies for a slightly hasty end to proceedings. However, we are fully "wired for sound" today - cross fingers!

  225. 1032: 
    Commentary

    However, the weather could yet play a part today. Aggers advised TMS listeners yesterday that anyone sitting in the Compton and Edrich Stands today might want to bring their waterproofs - the BBC weather forecast for St John's Wood looks fairly positive but a glance up at the heavens makes me wonder that with the amount of cloud we've got, it would be a brave man to rule out any chance of rain.

  226. 1030: 
    Commentary

    Morning, everyone - it's overcast here at Lord's as we settle down for the second day of the final Test, with South Africa 262-7 after winning the toss against England. We'll be under way again at 1100 BST, with Test Match Special on air from 1045.

    While we're waiting, you can read Jonathan Agnew's verdict on how England moved on without Kevin Pietersen in the side, while there are all sorts of goodies for you on the TMS podcast page - as well as the usual Agnew/Boycott verdict on day one, you can listen to Aggers' chats with Indian cricket legend Rahul Dravid, and wild man of rock Alice Cooper. There were all sorts of characters up here in the media centre, including Olympic sprinter Yohan Blake, who says he loves cricket more than athletics and has been touting himself and Usain Bolt for a call-up in Australia's Big Bash League Twenty20 competition!

Live Scores - England v S Africa

 

  • South Africa beat England by 51 runs
  • England: 315 & 294 (82.5 overs)
  • S Africa: 309 & 351 (124.2 overs)
  • Venue: Lord's

England 2nd Innings

All out
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Strauss lbw b Philander 1
Cook lbw b Philander 3
Trott c Kallis b Steyn 63
Bell c Smith b Philander 4
Taylor run out (Amla) 4
Bairstow b Tahir 54
Prior c Smith b Philander 73
Broad c Amla b Kallis 37
Swann run out (Rudolph) 41
Anderson not out 4
Finn c Kallis b Philander 0
Extras 1nb 2w 7b 10
Total all out 294