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TobyWorld - with Toby Foster and friends!

August 2003
Toby meets... Billy Connolly!
Billy with co star Emily Browning who plays his daughter
Billy and on-screen daughter Emily Browning

"Blah blah blah, kaboom kaboom!"

Toby Foster caught up with superstar comic Billy Connolly - and they talked about Christmas trees, Hollywood pools and suing God...

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Billy, you've got a new film coming out soon - The Man Who Sued God. Tell us a bit about it.

It's about a guy - Steve Myers, who I play. He studied law as a young man and didn't like it, so he became a kind of hippyish guy who fishes for prawns in Australia.

He borrows money for his boat from his ex-wife's husband, who runs a caravan site. Then the boat gets struck by lightning and the insurance company won't pay because it's an act of God.

quote You can't sue God because he won't turn up... quote
- Billy Connolly on his film 'The Man Who Sued God'

So he decides to sue God for the money. But you can't sue God because he won't turn up! Or she won't turn up, whatever. So you have to sue the representatives of God on earth.

So he gets the representatives of Catholicism, Presbyterianism, Church of England, Judaism and gets them all into court to have a go. It's very good, it's beautifully written.

I made it in Australia about three years ago. We couldn't get a release for some reason over here until now - it was very successful down there. It's coming out on 22 August and I'm looking forward to seeing it on the street again.

Whenever we see you on TV, you're driving round Australia on the bike or in America with your feet up - you cleseem to like the idea of the idyllic lifestyle!

I do, and I think everybody does, but I found it within my grasp, and I like it.

Billy with co star Judy Davis
Steve (Billy) and Anna Redmond (Judy Davis), a journalist who helps him with his case

But often you'll see me in situations which are the director's idea - "I want to see you beside this swimming pool" - and people think it's your house.

And although my houses are nice places to live, TV and film people will always want you to be beside a big pool!

If you're in Hollywood, they want you to look as if you're in Hollywood, so they stick you beside something that's turqoise and white and blah blah blah kaboom kaboom! My life isn't actually like that. I play the banjo and go fishing...

What about your standup, Billy?

I haven't done it in a while, it's beginning to sacre me! I'd better go and do it again...

I find everybody else awful funny, and myself deathly dull, so I'd better go on the road again!

Is it true that your standup shows are pretty much hoofed - that you go on and make it up as you go along?

I make up lots of it. But there is a skeleton of stories.

quote If you're in Hollywood, they want you to look as if you're in Hollywood. My life isn't actually like that. I play the banjo and go fishing...quote
- Billy Connolly

You have to have that because there are nights when nothing comes into your head.

You can't stand there staring at them so you've got to have this body of work that has a shape, but the trick is to surround it with everything that comes into your head.

And that way the thing you went on with has no resemblance to the thing you come off with. On a good night it works very well.

There was a guy on a Washington newspaper who wrote, "Connolly comes onstage with a Christmas tree and decorates it before your very eyes." That's the best way to describe it. But you can't go on without the tree. You bring all the lights with you on a good night, but they don't always turn up...

I sometimes come offstage and think, "I'm getting away with this." Do you ever feel that?

Billy in period costume for ""
Billy in period costume for 'Gentlemens Relish'

Yeah, well, there are nights when I come off to huge ovation and I thought I didn't do so good because I didn't get anything new coming through or enough new stuff.

Then there are nights when I've come off to a very good reception - but not as good as the one I was talking about - and I've said to my manager, "Yes! What do you think of that?" you know? It's just one of those things.

Some nights you come off wishing you were in the audience to hear the stuff you've just done because you don't know where the hell it came from, and you wish it would happen every day.

But that's the joy of it all.

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