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by
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contributor Rory Dollard |
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If
youve ever been a betting man (or woman) then Owlerton is
the place for you.
It's
located just opposite Hillsborough and in all honesty a night at
the dogs offers something the current Sheffield Wednesday team cannot
namely that you will always see a winner.
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| A
young hopeful prepares for riches |
When
I visited the latest Tuesday night meeting I was hooked within minutes.
For
a £3 entrance fee you get an absurdly detailed race card featuring
every possible statistic of each dog and, more importantly, a licence
to live out your dreams.
Thats
right. When I confidently slammed my money on the Tote desk I really
was the greatest gambler that ever lived. Perhaps I gave the game
away with my meagre stake of 50p but the thrill of the chase can
always compensate for such minor details.
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| Will
you be a lucky punter? |
Such
is the nature of the human condition, of course, that one cannot
help but devise a system.
It
never occurred to me that people have been studying the form for
months and that it might be possible that there may be the smallest
of faults in my new foolproof scheme.
This
though did finally dawn on me after I had to consign each of Bet
on the second heaviest dog in each race, Bet on the
dog in the outside trap and Bet on the dog that the
man in front of me bets on to the dustbin in consecutive races.
Delusions
of grandeur aside though it was a great atmosphere (plenty of W.G
Grace lookalikes, a lot of pipe smoke and an announcer with the
kind of voice that was made for the job) and I even managed to back
a couple of winners.
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| There's
always next time... |
This
is a great and, if you can restrain yourself, inexpensive night
out.
Theres
something in the air down there. After all, what else could explain
the thoroughly undignified celebrations of your correspondent upon
winning the princely sum of £1.56?
Got
a favourite activity or pastime that costs less than a tenner? Tell
us about it!
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