The Fifteen Faces are people who live all over Brighton and who come from all walks of life. They've got stories to tell and you can hear them every night on Festival Live. 1) What is Your name? Lady James 2) Where do you live? Just off The Drive and I like to think that makes me classy! 3) What is your occupation? Drag Artiste, singer and future Superstar!!!
4)What is your favourite place in Brighton? I'm rather fond of my bed, although others people's beds are also rather appealing! Otherwise I love the beach, especially with the view of the old West Pier (rather a tragic and dramatic seascape). Being born in Bournemouth I feel the call of the sea... Though I'm not too struck on this 'Pebble' thing... where's the miles and miles of golden sand? That's what I want to know... I know how to dislodge sand from intimate areas.... but a pebble?!?!?! 5) What is your most unappealing habit? I don't know what you're inferring here??? 6) Where would you least like to spend a Saturday night out in Brighton and Hove? A cell in Brighton and Hove Police station... it's a long story involving handcuffs, a truncheon and some whipped cream! I don't like to talk about it!! 7) If you could hold a dream party for a hundred mates, where would it be and what would happen? A dream party? What a lovely idea!! Mind you I'd have to find 100 mates first! I think maybe I'd like to Hostess the Re-openning Gala of the West Pier, once it's been lovingly restored to how it looked in 1866. All bustles and bonnets and a Old Tyme Music Hall show.... Well you did say 'dream'!!! I don't remember the pier when it had a roof or walls, or a floor for that matter. I find the subject all rather romantic. If I can't have that party I'll settle for one at Dukes Mound, with 100 attractive gentlemen, I could tell you what would happen, but there's no point... you wouldn't be allowed to print it anyway! 8) What is the main thing that infuriates you about Brighton? Those bl**dy pebbles... see above.... 9) If you were mayor of the Brighton for a day and you could change one thing what would you change about it? WHEN (not if) I am mayor the first thing I'd change is the Chain of Office. Lovely as it is, I try to avoid gold, preferring platinum if I'm honest. I also feel it's just begging for some whopping great diamonds. With these changes in place and teamed with a sequin gown, boa and 6' stillies... it would then look fit for a queen!!
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