
Should you join a gym?
If you have to ask, the answer is probably yes. Watching 10-Minute Abs while eating ice cream isn't the same as working out, though in this equation, if you're safely removed from the dating pool you might be able to get away with it. On the other hand, if you're single, and your toes are but a fading memory, it's time to pump some iron.
This equation measures how important it is for you to go to the gym versus how inconvenient it is to drag your degenerating physique through a blizzard in order to ride the elliptical like a manic hamster.
Of course, everyone has his own fitness comfort level. If you're hoping to make the cover of Iron Bods and Hotrods delete the +1 from inside the parentheses, making it almost imperative that you go to the gym if you haven't been within the last week (in this case, it won't matter if you have a conflict). If you're comfortable relying on the buoyancy of salt water to facilitate your breathing or have recurring nightmares of being chased by a fanged treadmill, you could make the +1 into a +10 and trick the equation into recommending a relaxing night spent watching Buns of Steel whilst munching on some double-fudge brownies.
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