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All
right, so it should be called the groan machine but there'd be no
fun in that... for
a laugh, why not try our Christmas cracker joke machine! Hold onto
your sides in case they split... it can make a terrible mess on
the floor!
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Second class -Sat 17 Dec
Parcels - Wed 14th Dec
Airmail to:
South & Central America, Caribbean,
Africa, Middle East, New Zealand and Australia - Fri 9
Dec
Japan, USA, Canada and Eastern Europe -
Mon 12th Dec
Western Europe
Wed 14th Dec
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Santa a message here
Or
you can ask the postman to take your letter for you:
Father Christmas,
Santa's Grotto,
Reindeerland
SAN TA1
To ensure your letter gets to Santa and give him a chance
to reply before Christmas,
don't forget to include your own address...
Put a stamp on the envelope...
Write before Tuesday 13 December.
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How long does it take to burn a candle down?
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