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It's a cracker... A Christmas cracker!
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One of the side-splitters from our joke machine...

All right, so it should be called the groan machine but there'd be no fun in that... for a laugh, why not try our Christmas cracker joke machine! Hold onto your sides in case they split... it can make a terrible mess on the floor!

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