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Ronald's
CV
Name:
Ronald Villiers. My initials are RV. I was at an audition the
other day and some wide-o called me "Recreation Vehicle".
Total cheek, thought he could take me for a ride.
Age:
All that matters is that I can act my age.
Education:
I've learnt myself. I left acting school in my first day cos they
wouldnae let me keep my hat on in the class. Not only that, but
someone nicked my playpiece. I had two digestive biscuits with
a scrape of butter in a brown paper bag and some fly man blagged
them. I was dead upset, sure, so I did a bee-wanner.
First acting
job:
I started acting the goat when I was a wee boy.
Big break:
Collar bone, 1976. I fell off the stage while doing the school
Nativity play. I shouted "Jesus!" just as the Virgin
Mary had her wean. They laid me down on a bed of straw until the
play was over.
Heroes:
Mike Yarwood and Spencer Tracey.
Favourite
director:
The one that says "It's a wrap!" No, seriously, I like
the ones that let me express myself.
Biggest influence
on career:
My talent.
TV work:
I retuned people's video recorders when Channel 5 came out.
Charity work:
I do hunners of work that I don't get paid for.
Acting philosophy:
Just put it across rare and natural. Gie the punters what they
want.
Ambition:
To star in a Glaswegian remake of the James Cagney classic "Angels
With Dirty Faces". It'll be called "Angles Wi' Manky
Coupons".
TOAP!
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