As super silver-sufferers, we've been swimming the winternet day and night to bring you our top sites.
Jack says he's now got that ‘arse-eye’ from too much work on this thing. I've been telling him if Bill Fences moaned all the time and didn't work enough, we'd all be eating apples and not our pieces, but he doesnae understand all that high-tech chat. So enjoy the sites, you'll be waterworking yourself at some of these.

Technical issues http://www.crunchygods.com/unsexy/index.html
From time to time, even at our age, technical
difficulties occur at the most inconvenient moments, so this website really helps us solve any problems we have with our hard drive.

Dunkin and dippin http://www.biscuit.org.uk/
There’s nothing better than settling down with a cup of tea and literally hob-nobbing with fellow swimmers.

Sweaty socks http://www.funbureau.com/
Ah, gone are the days when a few odd socks made
a good draft excluder. We’ve been keeping a close look out to see if any of our socks have turned up at this bureau.

Small and red http://www.members.aol.com/rbi82/randy/tomato.html
Jack says tomayto, I say tomatoe. Me and Jack like nothing better than a slice of a Big Boy on a cheesy sanger, so we were both dead chuffed to discover this website.

Darling buds http://www.bbc.co.uk/gardening
This is a super green-fingered site featuring Charlie Dimmock's growing buds, plus other nature that needs special love and attention.

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