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		That England won the World Cup in '66
		Scotland beating the then world champions 3-2 at Wembley, technically making Scotland championees?
		Their arrogance. Oops, found it!
		Low flying missiles fired by beer-bellied blokes in union jack shorts with their bum-cleavage on display
		Duck! (or try our Portuguese translations).
		No width, two short-arses up front and one huge arse in goal
		Will resort to dirty tactics if getting humped - expect tears
		Sven Goran Eriksson - enjoys a good bit of Swede on the side
		Doing well if all their tattoos are spelled right
		"Scintillating stuff" whilst getting beat 3-0
	Aberdeen, they too won trophy years ago but never will again
		Hew-haw chance. please!