2/15 Scheherazade's tales prove disappointing.
3/6 Professor Quarterpound gathers Britain's top scientists to witness his new time machine.
3/6 Boothby Graffoe meets a man with a replacement tongue and a man in a washing machine.
1/15 Fred Harris, Jo Kendall, Nigel Rees and Chris Emmett refuse to speak of Eric Pode.
2/6 His Majesty fights the French at Agincourt, but will the Bard or Barbara Cartland win out?
2/6 Boothby Graffoe stays the night in a haunted Scottish castle.
1/6 The Smollett family try to make a man of their son Compton, a self-employed trainspotter.
Hospitals, the Post Office and noisy neighbours.