2/6 Eric and Ern get the bird from Percy Edwards and Nelson gets a call from Lady Hamilton.
1/6 The author gets obsessed with his wife's sense of smell.
6/6 Three distinguished guests donate fascinating exhibits to a vast imaginary museum.
6/6 The sports agent's vain French football star client throws a party and wishes he hadn't.
5/6 Patrick is delighted with Alison's new boyfriend, but what about the rest of the family?
4/6 Rosie relaunches Radio Gleam in a bid for older listeners and takes pity on a DJ.