5/6 Can the poet-in-residence bring the healing power of poetry to Salford social club?
6/6 Washed-up rocker and plumber Brian Pern comes to the Mallard and is interviewed on stage.
4/6 Ralphie advises his student Bob that comedy is the 'foot and mouth' of poetry.
5/6 Australian celebrity chef Mick Cunningham comes to the theatre, under a misapprehension.
3/6 Romance is in the air for a security guard at a superstore.
4/4 A visitor for Joanna Lumley's mum and a battle for the last parachute.
4/6 Reformed violent offender Tony Becton returns with stories of his rehabilitation.
2/6 The poet runs classes in a garage in his mission to bring lyricism to the land of Lowry.
3/4 Peter Andre is revealed as the most dangerous man on Earth by the 'one-woman Fast Show'.
3/6 Yorkshire poet Geoff Allerton and his amateur journalist pal Duncan are at the Mallard.