4/6 Tom's parents take extreme measures when a new zebra crossing appears outside their house.
4/4 Kirsty Wark presents a documentary from the future. What if we could all live forever?
2/4 The Haling police force is thrown into confusion when the Guv orders a crackdown on vice.
2/4 Paul finds out how his high street became dominated by Chinese and Indian restaurants.
5/6 Tim Key takes a comic look at the notion of 'Egypt', through the medium of poetry. (R)
4/6 Speech therapist Milton helps a prince find his voice and a king find his pomegranates. (R)
7/9 Sandi Toksvig is joined by Jeremy Hardy, Fred MacAulay, Holly Walsh and Bob Mills.