1/6 Cookery writer Damien Trench welcomes listeners into his home for Christmas Eve.
1/6 Offbeat teacher Colin wants his class to learn his new language.
3/6 Featuring a woman who is so useless, she has just been snapped up for a job in government.
2/6 Olga the ex-tyrant takes on a British post office and why French culture is so much better
1/6 Surreal take on infuriating call centres and ex-soviet tyrants settling in British suburbs