6/6 Washed-up rocker and plumber Brian Pern comes to the Mallard and is interviewed on stage.
5/6 Australian celebrity chef Mick Cunningham comes to the theatre, under a misapprehension.
4/4 A visitor for Joanna Lumley's mum and a battle for the last parachute.
4/6 Reformed violent offender Tony Becton returns with stories of his rehabilitation.
3/4 Peter Andre is revealed as the most dangerous man on Earth by the 'one-woman Fast Show'.
3/6 Yorkshire poet Geoff Allerton and his amateur journalist pal Duncan are at the Mallard.