• Neil Sharp
• Played by Philip Pope

Neil Sharp is Kate Schechter's landlord, ex-member of the one-hit wonder band Pugilism And The Third Autistic Cuckoo and thus an old friend of Richard Macduff, college mate of Dirk Gently himself. Neil's attempt to write music inspired by the Norse Gods for the Draycott's advertising campaign hits a snag when Thor Himself comes calling.