• Dirk Gently
• Played by Harry Enfield

Dirk Gently's Holistic Method means he can detect a pattern in seemingly disconnected events that points to the solution of a case. The only problem he can't solve is how to pay his bills. So when a desperate client comes along offering good money, Dirk takes the case against his better judgement - even if it does involve delusions about a goblin and a green-eyed hairy monster ... and even if the client is found the next morning, extremely dead.