Welcome to the first episode of the Museum of Curiosity. As John Lloyd explains, 'this isn’t a place for desiccated medieval shoes or rows of moth-eaten stuffed squirrels. We don’t care whether something is old or rare or priceless or 'important' or not … as long as it makes you rub your eyes, scratch your head or stroke your chin'. Or, as the Museum’s curator Bill Bailey likes to put it, 'The Museum Of Curiosity is a great big, hungry baby suckling on the teat of Knowledge.'