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Walk on the wild side
by Bear in the Bull
 An Ambridge version of the Lou Read classic, from The Fantasy Archers topic of The Archers message board.
Annette came from some village Fra
Lookin' to Helen for a place to stay
Picked up courage on the way
Found her legs and then she crossed the sea
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
Helen came from her precious cheeses press
in the backroom she was our Agony Auntie
But she never lost her head
even when she knew Greg was dead
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
and the Carter girls go
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
...
[Doo]
Brother Tom never once gave it away
everybody had to pay and pay
With hassle here and hassle there
Ambridge Village is the place where they said
Hey boar, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey Harry, take a walk on the wild side
Sugar Plum Granny came and fixed it neat
Stitchin' up Brian and giving Tom a treat
Went to the Home Farm show
you should have seen her go-go-go
They said, hey Gran, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey Peg, take a walk on the wild side
all right, huh
Chalkie is just speeding away
thought he was James Dean for a day
Then I guess he had to crash
SFO would have took his stash
He said, hey Matt, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey Lili, take a walk on the wild side
and the Carter girls say
Em, and-Sue, and-Sue, Em-and-Sue
Em, and-Sue, and-Sue, Em-and-Sue
...
Sue
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