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Who killed the shop?
 This version of a old favourite comes from the Fantasy Archers topic of The Archers message board.
Who killed the shop?
"I," replied Peg
"It costs arm and leg;
I killed the shop"
Who egged her on?
"I," answered Bryce
"With financial advice;
I egged her on"
Who said "Don't delay"?
"I," said Jenny Dear
"There's no profit here;
I said 'Don't delay'"
Who shopped elsewhere?
"I," replied Usha
Asco trolley-pusher.
"I shopped elsewhere"
Who fought its cause?
"Twas I, Lynda Snell
"It served us so well;
I fought its cause"
Who'll suffer most?
"I," blubbered Susan
"Well think what I'm losing;
I'll suffer most"
Who's gone very quiet?
It must be Annette
Her best plotline yet;
she's gone very quiet
Who'll sing at the Wake?
"I," said Wayne Tucson
My word he's a nuisance.
"I'll sing at the Wake"
Who'll cook for the Feast?
"I," chipped in Ian
"My steak Chateaubriand
I'll cook for the Feast"
Who'll rent the flat?
"I" answered Chris
"Oh that would be bliss;
I'll rent the flat"
Who'll cover the plot?
Said editor Glenn
"I'll send round my men;
I'll cover the plot"
Who'll miss it all?
"I," said the Tiger
"Cos I'll be inside, yeh;
I'll miss it all"
Who knew not a thing?
Well that would be Jack
He's quite lost the knack;
he knew not a thing
All the folk round the Green were a-cursing and a-tutting
When they heard the news that the shop was shutting
When they heard the news that the shop was shutting
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