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The Door of the Lawson-Hopes
by Vicarshusband
"... she hears this sound. Tap, tap, tap it went, from inside the church ..."
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Life at the Laurels
by Vicky S
"It was no bad thing she felt, to enhance her often remarked-upon resemblance to the late Hattie Jacques ..."
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Vicky Unmasked
by JustJanie
"How easily Mike played into my hands ..."
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Postcards
by Vicky S
"This is the hotel. Our room marked with a big X. For X rated!!!!!!!! Very comfy bed!! We didn't manage to get down to breakfast this morning ..."
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Chalk Dust
by Vicky S
"She pushed her breathing into 'shuli', sleeping dragon mode, aware of the instantaneous increase of oxygen surging through her body ..."
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Silent Episode
by Sixties Relic
"Lambs frolicking on Lakey Hill. Baaing and frolicking noises ..."
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Poor old Tom
by loveinamist
"Tom Archer sighed as the text came through. He checked the screen and then threw the phone onto the table ..."
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Curd World
by Vicky S
"Helen ... hadn't felt like this since the night before they opened Ambridge Organics ..."
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Haf youselfs a merree leedle Chreesmass ...
by DebZ
"Why do I haf water chute een hod tub?"
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From Ambridge to Limerick - Part Seven
by various
"So Will has been put through the mangle,
Of losing in love's great triangle ..."
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Jazzer's Jargon
by scotty
"Whit wid ye dae if wan o' ma lassies wuz hirplin'?"
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Many Happy Returns of the Day
by Vicky S
"It seemed funny to Ruairi that Granny Peggy could be having a birthday when he was having one as well."
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We is Family
by Deb Z
"You got off light," hissed Ron, "But then yous family, ain't you?"
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Dashed hopes ...
by Deb Z
"Come on, come on, where can he bee?" Constanza tapped her hoof impatiently"
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From Limerick to Ambridge - Part 6
by various
Norfolk's so dreadfully flat,
You would think you could not hide a cat,
But all Grundys know
Secret places to go
- and be found again - after a spat.
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Matt discovers the truth
by Misty
Matt made his way to the bar to procure more ale for the lady, and thought that he may as well join her.
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A Monumental Dream
by Vicky S
"... you're the creative one here Mr Gormley, or can I call you Anthony ..."
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Household Goods
by Vicky S
"... He breathed deeply until his heart stopped pounding ..."
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After Hours at Lower Loxley
by Vicarshusband
"... Nobody is irreplaceable. We should easily find someone ..."
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Ross's Blog
by typewright
"... Well, all I can say is, Ooh, vicar, don't get your knickers in a twist. ..."
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The End of an Era
by inguanoveritas
"... the people of Ambridge left the churchyard to the gravediggers and the rooks ..."
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Ged me to thee temple on time
by DebZ
"... I glad you feel thees way," he said, "Deed I mencíon I converdeeng to Buddhism? ..."
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Brenda's room
by Vicarshusband
"... how DARE you set foot in my room. Get out, Roy! ..."
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Driving Lessons
by Vicarshusband
"... she reflected on how things were turning out. So Will wasn't quite what she'd expected ..."
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Just Visiting
by Vicky S
"It was important to teach them right from wrong ..."
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It's Quarter to Three
by Piers Plowman
"I'm still attractive, aren't I. You find me attractive, don't you ..."
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The Verdict
by Vicarshusband
An unsettling tale inspired by Taylor's rape trial
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Chreesmas ees comeeng ...
by DebZ
"... Good Grief! Chreesmas cards alreadee! ..."
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More Fantasies from Ambridge
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