All the essential phrases you'll need to get by on your Eurovision trip.

You texted us in your droves with your thoughts pn this year's show. Here's the best of the bunch!

You texted us in your droves with your thoughts pn this year's show. Here's the best of the bunch!
Did i see boy george singing the ukrainian entry and the bloke from rite said fred singing 4 france Good old eurovision at its best Emma from tamworth
How long has Mrs Doubtfire been Ukrainian?! Iggi
We've just knocked back a bottle of buck's fizz which made it more difficult to work out which ones were the transvestites this year! Matt and frosty
How did they persuade Ugly Betty to sing for Serbia!
Terry Wogan to sing for the UK in 2008! We are bound to win! What say you Terry? Dot and tim
Good heavens the young ladies from Russia were singing about being 'bad assed bitches', I do hope Sir Cliff isn't watching - from Pete in Hinckley
Did anyone else think Sweden song sounded like 'love grows where my rosemary Goes' Gaz n Ali
I don’t think crooning in German really works but great flat caps,love it x
I was in fits of 'tears and laughter' at moldova's entry! And what was it with all this years female contestants adopting the eighties goth look?? Say hi 2 all at the eurovirion cheese parties. Good work Terry.
Ukraine are being represented by a space age sue pollard! Naomi and nick, Kingston
Thought eurovision was a family show Introduced my kids 2 it 4 first time an Russians sing about asses and cherry pie? How very dare they?
Never have i seen such talent congregated on one stage frank The guys from Latvia are brilliant l hope its released in the uk Julie wakefeild
Get Ukraine on He looks like christopher biggins in tin foil!
Incredible An irish woman who can't hold a tune They must have scoured the world! Go finland!
I had to hide the crystal during Slovenia – don’t think the insurance policy would have paid out Chas & sharon Notts
I think the clips in between songs are more entertaining than all the songs so far and they are rubbish from marc in Kent
The D-weekenders say hello and are all a little disturbed by the guy with the guitar type thing! And her giant skirt!
The Spanish entry gave me a right bleeding headache! Tim
Spain were like the backstreet boys, but in tune Rory, Blackpool
Ireland’s entry was poor Father Ted did better Archipelagic icicles? Leave it out. William in Dudley
We think Terry should have sung Ireland's entry Kate & Lee in Harwich, Essex
Everyone is singing about love hate and dying only the brits thought of playing pretend aeroplanes we gotta win ! Caroline x
I want to dance like a belarus woman when i grow up!
I was just wondering if one of the joseph contestants lost his way and ended up on stage playing an instrument for bosnia/hert?
All the essential phrases you'll need to get by on your Eurovision trip.
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Eurovision Song Contest with Ken Bruce
Sat 12 May 2000-2315