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Your Chat Up Lines...

Do you come here often??With all this talk of romance, we got thinking about chat up lines... Do they EVER work?!?!

Here's some of YOUR favourite lines... hmmm! We worry about you lot!

Take her hand, lick her sleeve and say "Come, let's get you out of these wet clothes"

Are you a compass because everyone says I'm a babe magnet!

heya......sorry but i seem to have lost my phone number, any chance i could have yours? ha

Gwion + Paul
When 'my doorbell', the song, is on ask the girl; Would you like to ring MY doorbell?

Mr Right
your looks are so good theyd make a blind man go out of his mind.

*Kat Lidz*
Hey u look lost................... would you like me to bring you back to my house ?

I want you more than a popsicle on a hot summer day!

the lads bet me I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the fittest girl in the room, wanna buy some drinks with their money?..!

your a cracker,do you want to be pulled

The Club
Whats your top three vegetables?

Hi Boys i am a girl my self and we DONT like those cheesy chat up lines, we like flowers and a gelteman but if u really think they qork then try theece ones (we LOVE them) your eyes are beautiful they shine like crystals, OR you smell nice what is that oerfume called or take REAL otice and make a comment on what shes wearin such as you look nice infact you look gorgous fancy going out some time but the number 1. garanted non failing is WANNA DANCE (works everytime)

if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put "u" and "i" together

John, Cardiff
... I've always thought cornflakes look a bit like people (wink wink)

Would you like a pringal ? (works everytime luv the garage chicks samantha n danielle btw u do have 2 buy pringals first 2 offer)

Andy Richardson (cpw)
BLIMLEY!!! you wont belive it, i was going to were that tonight!!?? how embaressed would you have been now? (breaks the ice and always gets a smile)

Are you an Angel sent to light a fire in my heart?

have you got i plaster- i scraped my knee when i fell for you

sam barnes
my love for you like one thousands suns

(If you accidentaly fall over in front of a group of hot guys just say:) Sorry. You're gorgeous I must've really fallen for you.

can i borrow ure libray card plz, cuz i wanna check u out

Cheesy Chatup
Dontcha think chat up lines are rubbish.So let's just skip to the bit where you come home with me.


bloke says "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" girl says "Why?" bloke says "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"

excuse me have u got 10 p? cus i gotta fone the cops as its illegal to look that good

Boydy from Aberdeen :-)
kiss me if im wrong but isnt your name lugaluga?

Stubb crew!
Is your name Gillette? Because your the best a man can get!

my m8 bet me £20 i wouldnt have the guts to ask u for a kiss, tell her ul give her the money if she does, then after tell her u lied!

Fat Penguin! I just wanted to say something to break the ice.

Get your coat, you've pulled!

I dont mean to be Blunt but you're beautiful

Jonny Spence, Belfast
Now that im here, are you going to tell me what your other two wishes were ?

do u wanna dance sexy (works everytime)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once you've had the best, you don't want the rest.

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

Nick Rivers
You look just like that bird off Eastenders! Fancy a Pint? I am no Albert Square...

Jamie Mc
You are far more beautiful than my wife....(kisses back of hand)

Pick a number between 1 and 10...(they give their answer)...YOU LOSE! Take your top off!

Matt Le Blanc
How you doing

Ian G
Bloke shows a woman his watch and says that it is magic and can tell if she has any underwear on and it says no. When the woman says that it is wrong cos she has, the reply is damn, its an hour fast.

My old man is David Dickinson. Fact.

Hey,you don't need to bother with flirt divert if you bother with me!

Im amazing!

Is your dad a theif ? Coz he must have stolen 2 stars from the sky to put them in your eyes.

Your like a parking ticket, you got fine written all over you!!

jamie alexander.
I am a member of the RSPB (royal society for the protection of birds) and may i say you definately are RARE! or you could say... you definately need protecting! ;-)

chat up line for chavs: i love the way your belly spills over your trakkie bottoms, can i touch it?

Craaaaaig David.
Excuse me for asking - but are you single? (if answer is yes) - ah right, I'm not surprised, you are a minger.

I might not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you!

i wud love to make you breakfast in bed

would you like to dance? (if she says no you say) sorry i think you miss heard me,i said you look fat in those pants!!

i saw a beautiful flower this mornin and i thot it was the most beautiful thing in the world till i saw u

I wish I was a tear so that I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips

If I was a crocodile I'd snap you up!

Hi i'm rich...thats my name as well.

mark porter
see my mate over there,he says we would be good together.

Moza of Leeds
I know they say milks good for your body but DAMN how much have you been drinking

have you ever kissed a girl with a lip ring. . . . . .no. . . . . .you want to?

Your too cute for chat up lines!

Ann Freeman
I seem to have forgotten my number... can I have yours ?

Bharat Singh - Birmingham
Fancy an Indian?

cheeky Dom
Ask a girl "Whats the most effective chat up line that anyones ever used with you?" Return 5 minutes later with a drink for her and repeat same chat up line!! (only works with a cheeky smile)

Tom Stewart - Telford
You look like a squirrel, fancy helping me bury my nuts?

Fat Crab
You're a five-pinter, I've had five pints... how about it?

Chimpmaster Flash
Can I tickle your belly button...from the inside?

If I was to buy you some sexy new lingerie, would there be anything in it for me?

You'll do!

Humphry Peppercorn
are you a magic broom.....because u just swept me off my feet bebe

Two lady at the bar (go to the ugly one) say Do you want to dance ? She would most probably "yes" then say ok you go, whilst i talk to your friend

Do you fancy seeing the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors?

boxin brix betty
i've lost my phone can i use yours to see where it is??

If i could re-write the alphabet i would put U & I together!

Nathan from leicester
{bloke ask's girl} excuse me but do you work in a post office ???? {girl replys} no why you ask ??? {bloke replys} i just seen you lookin at my package............

Stevie S
Is yout last name Jacobs ? Coz ur a real cracker !!

do me a favour, never stop being this beautiful

J to the B
I wrote you a poem, its a ryming one and you have to finish it off, It goes, miss me, miss me now ya gotta..... (at this point hopefully they say "kiss me")

are your eyelashes fake? (they say no) close your eyes and let me see (closes eyes) then you stick the lips on the target! easily works every time!

Rax TT
Do you believe in love at first sight? or shall i walk past again?

Gavin Neilson
Whats the chance of me taking u for a romantic candle lit dinner?

Does this jumper make my feet look big?? (breaks the ice and gets a chuckle)

Your eyes are like two irridescent pools in an Arabian fantasy ....

Can i have a photo of you? so i can show santa what i want for christmas!

are you sure your name isnt Auto Trader, cos ive just found my perfect partner

if you held 11 roses in front of a mirror you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world

Lick your finger and touch girls shoulder then say 'Let's get out of these wet clothes!'

My mate was wondering if you thought i was cute.

Nobby Nomates
If I follow you home will you keep me ?

neil coulson
when god made you he was showing off

Alex Tsoy
Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants?

Alex Tsoy
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?

Marks out of 10? I'd give ya one!!

Q: If you woke up with grass stains on your knees & your knickers on backwards, would you tell anyone??? A: No!!! Q: Do you want to come camping???

glenn miller {no not the dead one}
are you cold love {she answers} no why: [you replie] well i have just stripped you of 3 times

You don't sweat much for a fat bird.

Dan Schmidt
If you were a burger at McDonalds I'd call you McBeautiful

I've lost my teddy. Will you sleep with me?

did you just fart? cause you blew me away!!

I have a small penis wanna see? (Get's the attention and the thoughts running)

Scotty Dogg
If you don't get me first i'm going for you'r mate.

(to an absolute fitty) Has anyone ever told you how ugly you are?

Scotty Dogg
I bet u 10p that i can touch you'r breast's with out touching you. (Grab the breasts)! Say man that was worth 10p.

have you got star wars pants on, cause your arse is out of this world

Matthew Sutherland
I'm sorry, do I know you from somewhere. Oh yeah thats right your picture was in the dictionary next to KABLAM

Paul Hughes in Oswestry
Is your name Gillette? Becuase your the best a man can get!!

Hi, im new in town. Could I have directions to your house?

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

I'm a pirate and I'm looking for treasure, can i look in your chest??

You're like a gerkin in Macdonalds big mac... I just want to take you out.

Matt Brennan, Hereford
Walk up to a girl and say "Well what would you say if I asked you for a kiss?" Wait for her response but if she says "No" then say "No, well thats ok because I didn't ask you anyway" Walk off and try it with the next girl but it generally works everytime!

Paul K
Your so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I will make your bed rock!

Chris Williams
your like a parking ticket, you've got fine written all over you!

your feet must b sore babe ? coz ya been runing in my mind all night long

You've got nice legs, What time do they open?

If I was to re-arrange the alphabet I would put you and I together

here's 10p call your mum and tell her u wont be home tonite

'i bet you a million pounds i can kiss you with out touching you with my lips' 'bet u can't!go on then!' (kisses her with lips) 'it was worth every penny'

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

Bloke) Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Girl) Eh? Bloke) Neither do I but it was enough to break the ice!

hey how you doing? im no good at chat up lines so.... fancy a drink?

Matt Johnson
Walk up to a girl whilst holding a piece of paper, say:- "excuse me, but could you help?" hand her the paper and say "this paper is missing something" when she says "what" you say "your number" It's a winner!

James from Reigate
I love your dress.... but it would look better on my bedroom floor!

Fancy a pint?

Was your father a thief? because someone stole two fine hams and put them down the back of your jeans

young offender
Is that a mirror in your pocket because I could see myself in your pants !

What do you want for breakfast?

You are buff what is your number !!

Chris Goldup
Do you wanna go halfers on a baby?

Gary Mckie
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?

Do you like raisins? well how about a date then?

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

Matt Evans
look love, you aint all that so you may as well come home with me!!

The Mole
Hi, I'm Mr.Right. I heard you were looking for me?

your gonna need sun tan lotian 4 me cos i'm soooo hot

If you were on, I would give you a ten!

John Shaft
is your dad a baker? cos you got some great buns

How much?

John Mainton
Why do you look like Sonia from East Enders?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

would u like abit of pizza? Maybe even a pizza me!!!

Matt In Leeds
Don't worry Good Looks are only a light Switch away

You'll do.

Steven Briggs
Get your coat, youve pulled

(take 2 ice cubes in your hand, slamm them on the bar) "Now I've broken the ice what do you want to talk about"

You look like an angel, so you must be lost if youre here on earth. But dont worry I can take you back to heaven.

(Deliver rapidly) Hi, do you have a boyfriend? Would you like a better one?

Max Taylor
"Nice Eyes, I Like The Blue One Better."

Emma Dillard
Are your parents retarded, coz i think you special.

Bob McCaffrey
What's your third favourite cheese ? (It's a bit abstract but it's worked for me more than once !)

Do you work for British Gas? Because your hot!!!

Kate T
I seemed to have lost my phone number! Can I have yours?

craig from prestatyn
i am a mortgage advisor, do you want to see the benefits of a large endowment

I bet you £20 you're gonna turn me down.

Excuse me, I'm a phone book researcher. Can I have your number?

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in

Oh my god, you have amazing eyelashes.

Pete Heppenstall
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I sure look like him...

Carlos from Manchester
I dont use chat up lines, just my looks alone will keep you interested!

Alex Tsoy
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Alex Tsoy
There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off you

joe from frome
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room

kris ov wales
i like you, wanna hold hands?

Polka dots are quite retro, but I think you pull them off

My friend is a bit lonely, would you mind dancing him? If you do, you can dance with me as a reward

Chrissie Robson
(rubbing thighs furiously, vic reeves style) ooooo, i like you

What percentage of girls do you think wear shorts on a night out?

Your hair smells nice, I think I've used the same wax

mike erica
a kiss blown is a kiss wasted, a kiss is only best when its tasted

Hi, I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus!!

al brown
how you get half a pound of meat out of a fly? zzzzziiiiiipppp.

Is your name Jacobs? Because you're a real cracker

Do you drive ? Cos i could do with a lift home!

How would you like to see the soles of your shoes in my wing mirrors??????

If you were a bogie.....i'd pick you....

Escuse me... does this tequila taste funny?

Bryan Keith
have you ever kissed an american? no... would you like to?

My mates bet me that I wouldn't chat up the most attractive lady in the bar, but here I am talking to you....

hey, have you ever had a bad experience with a guy? do you want one?

Dave Manners
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Mr Right: "Your looks are so good theyd make a blind man go out of his mind."

Your chat up lines...

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