Tour Bus Glossary of Terms
There are new terms and phrases being added to the Oxford English Dictionary every year. Here are some phrases used regularly on the bus that won't be in there...
Fooff - A part of the female anatomy
Executive Thinking Time - Rhys Sleeping Time
Solids - Bodily function not allowed on the bus
Miles' Departure Time - Everyone Elses Getting Up Time
Panties - Undergarment and Scott's least favourite word
Meat - Laura's favourite food
Shrinkage - As in "Steve was ill advised to wear his shorts to the restaurant becuase it was cold and there was evidence of shrinkage"
Cillet Bang (There are other cleaning products available) - One of many cleaning products Laura is obsessed with
Got a chocolate sweat on - Chocolate induced sweat attack accompanied by fits of giggles and severe hyperactivity
TV - Interweb video
Radio - Outdated form of entertainment without pictures dating back 2 centuries
Sword Fencing - Ye old jousting event to win the affections of a fair maiden
Lord - Bachelor of this parish
Eartha - As in Eartha Kitt (See solids)
Agent Orange - Nottingham based band playing 80's music in a non-retro stylee...
Panning for Gold - Spending a long time time looking for Mr/Mrs Right
Too Much Rice - Chill out
Got a chilli sweat on - Chilli induced sweat attack brought on as a result of making snide comments about the chef
Touching Cloth - Cameraman Pete 3 miles before the services
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