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The Blingometer!!
Updated 4th July 2001

Here are some of the uppers and downers about Ayia Napa, done in a typically Napa style... Yip, yip, yip - we've invented (for your pleasure) the Blingometer!!

Totally Blingin'!!!


- Trevor Nelson (off tha Bling scale!!)



- Club owners spending more money on their clubs this year, creating a better atmosphere
- Contenders for the new 'Boooo!' (e.g. 'Flambe!', 'Heavy! Heavy! Heavy!')
- Sun, Sea, Sand, Sambuca!!
- Bumping into the cream of UK Garage wherever you go
- More big name clubs & DJs than ever, bringing a diversity of music to the island
- Ms Dynamite tearing it up @ the Dreem Teem's beach party
- Finding innovative ways to wear the Dreem Teem bandana
- Clubs with roof terraces - modelling themselves on Ibiza's finest
- Finally finding the amazing Japanese restaurant in Napa (you've got to go there!)
- Thongs!



- The fact that sometimes it's just too hot!
- Spoony trying to MC (and failing miserably)
- Falling off the Scooter you've hired
- Mosquitos!!
- Hoards of people in the Square going 'Oi Oi!!'
- Sunburn (Ouch!!)
- The local wine (it tastes like wee)
- The rubbish shops in Napa (not very blingin' at all!!)
- Taxi drivers driving off the meter and making up prices as they go along
- Lecherous, sweaty men



- Getting your feet cut up by broken glass in the square



Totally Mingin'!!!

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