Take a look at 'animal activist' Mel's vital statistics.

Has Mel been up to much since she graduated?

The people's person

Mel's been carving out a career as an animal-activist-cum-secret-shopper

And her ministerial position in ‘Team Jared’?

Campaign Manager for the by-election, but further on she's hoping to be Health Secretary too

What qualifies them for this position?

She worked in Boots for two Christmas holidays

What’s Mel's greatest political achievement?

She successfully fought and won a claim for a PPI refund

How would they describe themselves?

Permanently sticking it up the man. The people's person.

Where are they likely to end up in 5 years time?

Possibly dead through bravery


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