(Urban fox; vulpus c***itcus)
Potty-mouthed sociopath Vince is everything Nelson is not.
Did you just call me a ****?Vince
He's a REAL fox.
He's a PROPER wild animal.
He's a red-blooded chicken-eating homicidal PREDATOR.
As a consequence some of his eBay feedback is frankly appalling.
But with his simply adorable catchphrase ("Morning ****s!"), his loveable, kooky madcap antics (eating his own young; butchering dead women) and his charming penchant for a good ole Cockney sing-a-long ("come on everyone… **** Chickens!") Vince is every inch the perfect next-door neighbour.
Yeah. Like **** he is.