It is Valentine's Day, and headmaster Mr Fraser has planned a special Abbey Grove Take Me Out to help the shy kids find love. New deputy headmistress Professor Green is rubbing everyone up the wrong way, apart from Alfie's father, who happened to go to teacher-training college with her. Alfie is desperately trying to persuade Miss Gulliver to come to dinner with him but is distracted by some shock news from Chantelle. Will Gulliver turn up to dinner, and who is Martin Wickers's surprise dinner date?
|Miss Gulliver||Sarah Solemani|
|Professor Green||Samantha Spiro|
|Martin Wickes||Harry Enfield|
|Rem Dogg||Jack Binstead|