Social butterfly Natascha is here to find a husband who can fund her glamorous lifestyle, and to shop!
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What brings you to the UK?
I am looking for that special someone, to be my future ex-husbandNatascha Leboushkin
I am looking for that special someone, to be my future ex-husband. I hear pre-nups are less common in the UK than elsewhere in Europe.
I am told the UK has been hit hard by this so called ‘global recession’ so prices are rock bottom. The allowance from my ex-husbands go a lot further here. I can buy entire Chanel collection rather than having to pick and choose, it's less stressful that way.
I bring with me Neblov, son of husband no.3, who sadly passed away in polonium related circumstances. Neblov's substantial inheritance is held in trust, so I protect him and money until he is 18 and we can access it.
How are you finding our country so far?
I had such a busy stressful week. I went to analyze the new collection at Chanel, Cavalli, and Donna Karen. Nothing gets my nipples lactating more than the smell of the new collection in the haute couture shops. After that I did lunch followed by an express pedicure, then I celebrate by enjoying a bottle of Methuselah. I have a rule to congratulate myself when I make accomplishments
I also receive £2,000 worth of parking tickets and had to do community service. They secretly persecute me like this for my beauty. Why not be done with it and stick a 'beauty fine' ticket on my face for cheekbones that won't quit, or an ass so firm you could break your toe on it.
How is your son Neblov finding the UK?
I just want to make it clear Neblov not my biological son so I’m still fresh like English rose. He loves it here very much – I just had his teeth whitened in Harley Street and he now a member of Oxygen gym. I found him a new personal trainer. In Russia Neblov was pushing 60 kilos on legs and 100kg on arms. He is a little bit chunky because he loves my cooking, but I tell him he must lift weights as I am the only one that can have big breasts. I tell Neblov that if he wants to be a sex symbol like Vladimir Putin he must go and hunt in woods for 3 days and not come home.
What are your expectations from the UK?
I hope the men here have more than just stiff upper lip. Any man who can fly me on Concorde will impress me instantly – nothing will get my nipples more rock hard than knowing that I am flying at twice the speed of sound. Excuses like, 'Concorde has been decommissioned' is not acceptable.
For Neblov I want to find him good school with reputation in bullying so he grow into strong Russian man. Hopefully his crudentials will impress school enough to get him scholarship: Neblov was first boy in nursery to put square block in round hole – he used a hammer.